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Yeldarb the Bard
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Posting that gay nerdy metal anime whatever sh!t. Singer for Volcano Diving Inc. and the lone deranger behind Sphincter Felch. 21+ only for friends
The dice were in my favor the last session!

Giant throws a sword at me

Sword hits

"Alright im rolling 3d12 and 1d6 for damage"

DM rolls a 4

LITERALLY A 1 ON EVERY DICE!
August 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The trailer for Weapons is a perfect example of why you should keep the editing for your trailer IN-HOUSE. It gives you the premise, the vibes, and NOTHING else. That is how you do a trailer for a movie where the mystery is the focal point of the plot.
August 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bethesda, count to 10 please

Bethesda: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 4

Seriously though, ive already downloaded the oblivion remaster, LETS GOOOO!!
#elderscrolls #oblivionremaster #bethesda
April 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Anyone who knows me knows i love analog horror, and Retro Release Video announced a VHS copy of the first season of The Mandela Catalogue, so I had to preorder it in all it's hi-fi glory! It looks absolutely perfect for the tape shelf!

#mandelacatalogue #analoghorror
#vhs
#horrorsky
#alexkister
March 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Man i wish i had landed the "urban, outgoing, and energetic" gay sterotype, instead of the "rural, lonely, and depressed" gay sterotype
March 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That feeling when your paladin buddy casts protection from evil on a lava trap and inadvertantly gives a saving throw to a dragon thats been trapped for 4,000 years; breaking the battle royale session your DM set up for the week. Big brain moves right there

#dndsky #ttrpgsky
March 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mostly a PC gamer here, but switch is my backup.
Gamers, what platform do you game on?
I game on Nintendo switch!
Though I plan on playing PC games too.
February 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dear SquareEnix

Thanks for yet again releasing a broken, POS port that doesnt even start if you dont have an RTX card. Every other game right now can still run on GTX cards, but NOOOO you guys gotta make it so people throw money at you, just to get screwed when their game wont start. Dog water
January 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Reposted by Yeldarb the Bard
#DnD advice: Recharge your dice by wrapping them up in old math homework.
January 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So, just had a big combat sesh last night and I got a question for other tabletop folk. If you are playing with a square grid for movement, do you count diagonal movement as 5 feet, or 10 feet? Is 5ft too easy to spam, or is 10ft too unrealistic? #ttrpg #dnd #tabletop #rpg #dungeonsanddragons
January 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I do vocals for select tracks with this group, and this new track just dropped! Check it out if you like some no-nonsense, angry Death Metal

#brazenwretch #deathmetalsky #metalsky
BRAZEN WRETCH - FROM SHADOWS CAST
YouTube video by Brazen Wretch
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Imma try and get more active on here. Just saw my last post was a month ago and damn, didnt think itd been that long. Holidays were a hectic mess, but thats all in the rearview mirror now
January 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The world lost a truly remarkable human. Rest in Peace, David Lynch
January 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Maybe its just me and my AuDHD brain, but water out of a bottle is way better than out of a glass
December 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
You just KNOW Miyazaki was watching people play seamless co-op earlier this year, and said "damnit, why didnt I think of that?! We need something out ASAP!". Definitely excited about this though, the archthrones demo can only get me so far

#eldenring #gameawards #fromsoft
December 13, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Well, finally got my TRUE introduction to ttrpg's: having to push a session to next week due to scheduling
December 13, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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grhhrnn,,, hn....
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Just reached 9 months sober! This year has a been a stressful one for me to say the least with everything the way it is; but that just increases the importance of appreciating the personal victories that may even only matter to you

And this matters to me, a lot

#sobriety #sobersky #gayandsober
November 25, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My dark souls addiction shall never end

#darksouls #archthrones #gaming #mod #pcgaming
November 25, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Hell yeah just hit 45lbs lost! Started getting back into lifting in october, and its helped immensely with both maintaining and losing weight, despite me actually eating MORE than I used to just to keep up with the hightened metabolism!

#weightloss #health #lifting
November 23, 2024 at 3:40 PM
#musicians of bluesky, show us some shots of you throughout your career! Been doing this about 11 years now, but these shots are mostly from the last 6 years or so.

#musicsky #music #metalsky #metal #photography #concertsky #concerts #live
November 23, 2024 at 2:16 PM
For all my fellow gamers I'm a 33 yr old gaymer looking for moots. 21+ only

👾all souls games
👾Vampire survivors
👾Zelda
👾Mario
👾Myst
👾Rollercoaster tycoon
👾Undertale/Deltarune
👾Lies of P
👾Pilgrim
👾Resident Evil
👾Diablo 1-3
👾Warcraft 1-3
👾Random old DOS games
👾Indie Horror games
#promosky #gaming
November 23, 2024 at 2:24 AM
These things are just dunkaroos for depressed millenials
November 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I wore a reversible jacket backwards today. It flipped me around and now I'm left-handed. I'm gonna wait till opposite day and try again.
November 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Definitely feel this whenever i release new music. Trying harder to avoid it these days though
November 22, 2024 at 12:18 PM