Michael Alan Fox
@yellowdogfox.bsky.social
Progressive organist-bookseller-audiophile-Francophile-veteran
I am an old man and a pacificist, but I swear if I were put in the same room with Stephen Miller I think I would try to kill him.
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I am an old man and a pacificist, but I swear if I were put in the same room with Stephen Miller I think I would try to kill him.
And why shouldn't a half-assed president have a half-assed SCIF?
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
And why shouldn't a half-assed president have a half-assed SCIF?
I need some metrics to calibrate the difference between Susan Collins's "concerned" and Schumer's "troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I need some metrics to calibrate the difference between Susan Collins's "concerned" and Schumer's "troubled."
Without actually saying so, tell me you are washed up and an embarrassment to humanity -- bonus if you can do it in thirteen words.
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Without actually saying so, tell me you are washed up and an embarrassment to humanity -- bonus if you can do it in thirteen words.
And a Fuckyou in a pear tree, asshole!
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
And a Fuckyou in a pear tree, asshole!
Another demonstration of what has been clear about Kash: at heart he's just a street hustler.
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Another demonstration of what has been clear about Kash: at heart he's just a street hustler.
Steve Witkoff, aka Asslicker.
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Steve Witkoff, aka Asslicker.
Will he be armed to start some shit with those warlike Greenlanders (aka target colony)?
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Will he be armed to start some shit with those warlike Greenlanders (aka target colony)?
AKA "I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex."
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
AKA "I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex."
God! Stop the presses! How did I forget that (and its occasional variant "Very strongly"?)
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
God! Stop the presses! How did I forget that (and its occasional variant "Very strongly"?)
Poor widdle guy needs a nap, or another gold trophy.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Poor widdle guy needs a nap, or another gold trophy.
I look forward to the day when every reporter walks out of one of these farcical sessions. Preferably with middle fingers raised.
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I look forward to the day when every reporter walks out of one of these farcical sessions. Preferably with middle fingers raised.
I dislike name-calling, but Fatty McFatface rates an exception.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I dislike name-calling, but Fatty McFatface rates an exception.
How about whining?
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How about whining?
How many generations back did a giraffe mate with the Cotton family?
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
How many generations back did a giraffe mate with the Cotton family?
I see Sean Duffy and Ted Cruz, but I don't know who the other Very Self-important People are. (Particularly the guy with the stars-and-stripes tie.)
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I see Sean Duffy and Ted Cruz, but I don't know who the other Very Self-important People are. (Particularly the guy with the stars-and-stripes tie.)
I look forward to his testimony before Congress. (If he is allowed to appear in open session.)
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I look forward to his testimony before Congress. (If he is allowed to appear in open session.)
I hear Tuberware saying "Hold my beer."
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hear Tuberware saying "Hold my beer."
The lies are as constant as the shit-eating grin.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The lies are as constant as the shit-eating grin.
Paraphrase: Please invoke the 25th Amendment.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Paraphrase: Please invoke the 25th Amendment.
Whether he knows it or not, Trump is out of his league on this one.
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Whether he knows it or not, Trump is out of his league on this one.
Just a terminal asshole.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just a terminal asshole.