Having a kid is setting your alarm for 8:30am and being woken up at 8:21am.

I’m not paying you for fries potato sticks because i don’t know how to do it, I’m paying for the CONVENIENCE and yet you still have the audacity to give me the stalest French fries of all time???????

Not to be rude, but every post Bluesky suggests to me feels like a grandma or grandpa just learned how to post online

My car should have a button to let it know that I’m transporting groceries in the front seat and not a human being who is unwilling to buckle their seatbelt.

Sigh. I didn’t come here for this.

I really thought I was safe here from posts that bait engagement by making a vague statement then ending with “a thread🧵” but alas some things are universal.

So far, what this app is showing me is that I was never really interested in anything the other app provided. I just got used to scrolling through heaps of garbage to find one small serotonin-boosting thing that would perpetuate my scrolling even further.

Maybe I’ll just start importing my old tweets to build up a repertoire here. I’m sure I’ve got a few bangers lying around that will get me in front of the right audience.

Hi I’m new here. I hope this place is better.