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Uncle Asriel
@yeruncleasriel.bsky.social
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Mid-30s library professional, ttrpg dork, Bast cultist, pulp fiction enthusiast, enjoyer of filmmaking & animation. It's not over until you're all out of healing potions & the cleric is unconscious
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What the fuck did you just say?
An image of a cheerfully sinister Brent Spiner smiling as he plays Lore, with the caption "Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?"
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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If you see this, post a witch!
An image of Luz Noceda from the tv show The Owl House
April 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The dril tweet saying: "im not owned! im not owned!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and dtransform into a corn cob.
April 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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This is where I skeet from
Amapof Clark Ashton Smith's fictional version of Medieval France, Averoigne
March 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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We can now post 3-minute videos! Which means this tribute to @kevinscomputer.bsky.social gifted to us by way of @psihypo.bsky.social can live again!
March 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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God I miss Superdickery.com
The cover of Superman's Pal Jimmy Olson erntiled "Olsen and Aquaman in...survival of the fittest." As Jimmy Olson and and Aquaman grovel at Superman's feet amidst a bone-strewn sunny-scorched desert, Jimmy gasps "Superman...stop this crazy test! Let us share the water or we DIE!" A smugly smiling Superman dangles a pitcher of water above their reach, declaring "Sorry, Jimmy! The ground rules allow only one survivor! You or Aquaman!"
February 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Sounds like someone read That Panel of Mouse Guard at an impressionable age....
A three panel comic from Mouse Guard. The upper left panel shows two tiny mice looking up at a one-eyed owl. A red mouse wielding a sword asks "What did it say?" The upper right panel shows a grey mouse with a black axe answering "This ends in death". The largest panel at the bottom shows the grew mouse charging the owl with the black axe primed, while the owl looms above with its scarred socked glowering.
February 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Fuck off, adbot
a picture of a deep sea crab with laser eyes causing an explosion with the words SILENCE BRAND above it in poor MS paint edits
November 25, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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September 25, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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So, I'm a 90% Bard, with spit on either becoming a Cleric or Wizard.

Guess an bullshitter with booksmarts, who double majored in theology and arcane lore seems about right?
Results from a D&D test. Numbers in order are: 50% barbarian, 90% bard, 65% cleric, 55% druid, 50% fighter, 55% monk, 50% paladin, 40% ranger, 55% rogue, 50% sorcerer, 60% warlock, and 65% wizard
September 13, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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“if u see this i implore u to post a picture from whatever device u are using without explanation”
Image of Laios from Dungeon Meshi grinning with a fist clenched in excitement, with the subtitles underneath reading "[Laios' party] This is bad."
May 29, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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A mysterious package in the mail? Many thanks to @gregstolze.bsky.social and @atomicovermind.bsky.social ! The birthday gift I never expected!
Three pictures of a box, opening up to reveal the delixe edition of Reign 2nd Edition by Greg Stolze
March 29, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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LOGGING ON
February 10, 2024 at 8:32 PM