Not gunna lie, the tiktok blackout was pretty sad….. I had to sit with my own thoughts for like….. 30 minutes…… gross

Anyone got tips on how to grow more fucks to give? I have run all out :(

God damn this year blows already…..

Them: “Throw that box away! You’re never gunna use it!”

Me: “False! My sister needs to borrow a tv and guess who still has the box, that’s right, me motherfucker. Mic Drop.”*

*authors note: I actually say the words “mic drop” I do not mime the action. Naturally, to make it more cringe

Just had a true moment of feeling like I was in the 1%. Forgot my DrPepper in the living room, so I opened another in the kitchen. Such wealth!

Just saw a baby lesbian being born. Her dad was trying to put a tow hitch on her Subaru and she said “dad, give me the tools I will do it”