i keep a banana sticker in the back of my phone for emergencies if ykwim 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️

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despite many allegations only shit i be on is this ledge

when someone rubs their sweaty balls all over your face you open your mouth and wait like an alligator

bite and bite hard

fuck you

i had this fucking crazy garlic bread pizza all to myself on wednesday like a little fatty mcfatso and i LOVED every second of it