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yllazy.bsky.social
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@yllazy.bsky.social
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yllazy.bsky.social
not sure what's happening but some guys carried me up the stairs to this speakeasy and then a guy gave me the emmy for best customrt
an actual physical fucking emmy award
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
yllazy.bsky.social
LET'S FUCKING GO
You Got The Tickets! Order # [redacted] --((banner image of the last dinner party band in costume dress and posing))-- The Last Dinner Party: From The Pyre Tour
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
finally getting around to watching Petrichor and may i just say— ✨BADDIEEEEEES✨
the female leads of Petrichor (2024), a forensic doctor in a pink gown and official jacket yanking up the badge of a policewoman, both of them scoffing
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
screenshot of post by @/mwplovesmusic Please delete your post making fun of me. Thanks.
October 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
EMERGENCY i URGENTLY need someone to talk me out of these hair clips
breomi star hair clips
October 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
well on koreader i:
1) imported font from my ao3 skin 2) night mode 3) style html-standard rendering 4) increased margins and spacing 5) view mode continuous 6) render mode web 7) alignment justified 8) embedded styles off 9) increased margins, spacing, and text size until it looked right
ebook rendered with ao3-like settings my ao3 skin
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
damn
Daily Challenge Complete! Your Score: 9/10
September 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
received from 📚: it's like Doordash sent: no???
September 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
MY SHAYLA✨
shot of Emily Prentiss as portrayed by national treasure Paget Brewster
August 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
😮
August 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
gee these wens are dastardly! where are you? is there a cave? [that wen chao is a piece of work cave section is complete now the girls are fighting] oh.
July 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
#bestiereadsmodao
received> i have unfortunately entirely forgotten what is going on with Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue <sent [redacted] he had his head in a closet received> oh yes that's right received> is Lan Xichen Lan Zhan's brother? →→reply [REDACTED] *YES* he's nie mingjue's best friend and the sexy dimwit jgy is dragging around by his dick! received> ahhh yes this is clarifying things now i'm thinking i might not like this jgy very much
July 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
Heirs to Nothing by yllazy

✨Wangxian Purge au
✨a flagrant pretense for all my complaints about dc housing and transit
✨ Modern setting, won't be 🌶️, will be murder

#wangxian #mdzs
archiveofourown.org/works/666265...
Ao3 Fic Header-- Heirs to Nothing yllazy Summary: “It’s all propaganda, anyway. Studies show the ‘Event’," here she rolled her eyes through the pillow euphemism literally no one outside her elevated circles used. "-Is statistically as safe as any night in major American cities. Considering economic factors–” “I know, I know, jie,” Wei Ying grinned, bashful, as he shut the barrel. “Just let me be silly, okay? Just in case.” The Purge AU
June 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
more purge night and Mount Pleasant's rich side is emptied out
The kitchen had a huge bay window overlooking the emptied street. Mount Pleasant felt like outer space compared to the surrounding neighborhoods, Lanier Heights* a slippery decline from rent-stabalized luxury housing to perilous single family homes with their gates a bared-teeth warning against the gentrifiers, Columbia Heights crowded and clucking upwind where the college kids haggled fiercely with street vendors over the wail of sirens, and downstream Adams Morgan making its case for the new gayborhood with neon signs and cell phone flashlights blinding airplanes all the night long. The margins were the same everywhere in town– ducked heads and dark scowls as the longterm natives muscled for a hundred square feet of their rightful inheritance against the everflowing river of foreign students and fed workers driving up rent, though in Mount Pleasant it was the Salvadorans who stood braced against the tide, while AdMo and Lanier’s stubborn Black lineages clung by tooth and claw. Then there were streets like this, a single-family oasis of rowhomes tucked down so many circuitous sidestreets it was a wonder the mail could find them. The block was lined with flags, stars and stripes and city flags next to rainbow standards and "No Human Is Illegal." A teenager down the street had come back from their first protest– either Compass Coffee or Nellie’s, he couldn’t remember– and proudly displayed a poster board inscribed “Protect Black Women” on her front porch like marching orders. He liked that kid, and he tried not to openly dislike their parents; they didn’t attempt the same.
June 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
hands full
Grousing, he shifted the shotgun off his lap. Served him right for doing this in jie’s living room. Their audacious two car garage (a garage! in uptown!) was too full of unpacked boxes for him to maneuver. He would have done this at the garage last week, with Wen Ning’s gorgeous bandsaw that he seemingly owned primarily to loan out, but it was only that morning Wei Wuxian had discovered his cousin had *lost her entire mind.*
June 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
anyway #wangxian purge!au
Working Title 'Devil You Know' ... “It’s all propaganda, really. Studies show the ‘Event’ is statistically as safe as any night in major American cities. Considering economic factors–” “I know, I know, jie,” Wei Ying grins, bashful, as he slides another round into the barrel. “Just let me be silly, okay? Just in case.” .. The Purge AU Or: Wei Ying will do anything for his family. Lan Zhan will do everything to survive. Dusk Washington, District of Columbia 5:30 P.M. The shrill ringer knifed through the ambient hum, startling the drink from Wei Ying’s hand. He cussed, and once again at the stain fizzing suddenly across Li-jie’s carpets. Pepsi was a bitch to get out (and the fact his beloved cousin– practically a sister! His own adoptive blood! –had married into something so deranged as a Pepsi household kept him awake at night) even without the muted, millennial beige opulence that draped every corner of his townhouse. What kind of people had white rugs with a new baby? He sighed, resigning himself to scouring her pantry of overpriced, conspicuously all-natural cleaning supplies for something with actual heft. The maids were off until Monday and he was not about to let Jin Zixuan destroy jie’s carpet in his bumbling attempt to help. He had seen the mess that poor man had made of dishes during her pregnancy, so out of his depths without her guiding hand over his domestic efforts that LI-jie had finally conceded to hiring help. It was either maids or a nanny and jie was firmly in the modern mommy camp of co-sleeping and cloth diapers, no way was Jin Ling detaching from his sling for more than a moment at a time. Wei Ying tried his best not to judge his cousin’s new, conscientious uptown yuppie lifestyle. Tried was the operative. He had (mostly) moved past his resentment towards her (awful) husband and his (obscene) lifestyle, but it was a struggle to see her assimilating so thoroughly into their east coast ABC Tesla-Trader Joe’s friend group. Of course Jiang Yanli had always been Jiang Yanli had always been sweet, charitable at heart and generous of spirit. Always, perhaps, a bit naive, though it felt blasphemous to think as one of the main beneficiaries of her kindness.
June 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
yllazy.bsky.social
#bestiereadsmodao

"oh this random gay guy showed up with a bunch of demonic magic and talks and acts exactly like Wei Ying and is hanging out with his old boyfriend who could've known"
<<received could be related to how Wwx cannot help himself from defending his own character whenever it arises sent>> could be sent>> tisnt, but could <<received "wei ying would NEVER do that, and furthermore, if he did, it would be for good reasons, i bet. not that i would know"
May 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
#bestiereadsmodao
is it consent? unclear. is it enthusiastic? strangely, very
May 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
yllazy.bsky.social
blood pressure
<<received i've totally forgotten what Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan are supposed to be doing however sent>> THE CORPSE [redacted] sent>> THE DISMEMBERED CORPSE <<received which corpse sent>> THE ORIGINAL CORPSE <<received there are so so many corpses sent>> THE ARM YOU THE INCITING FUCKING INCIDENT
May 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
yllazy.bsky.social
<<received he has a very negative attitude sent>> i will FIGHT YOU
May 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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received>> this Xue Yang character seems like a bad seed, i'll tell you what <<sent *keysmash* <<sent O AM A T WORK
May 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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received 🌼: hmm idk he seems unwell sent: oh no he married his sister sent: like there were circumstances but he's failing to thrive on every level received📚: WHAT sent: great book sent: geeeeat show
May 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
yllazy.bsky.social
i am not dong a bit. this is a psa. it's a furry comic about a man who is turned into a shirtless cat-bird furry written by voice of our time Margaret Atwood. i tried to read it and couldn't. this is not a bit.
the cover of Angel Catbird: To Castle Catula, featuring a cat furry with angel wings and fucking FURRY CAT DRACULA written by MARGARET FUCKING ATWOOD
April 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
yllazy.bsky.social
damn they blame y'all for EVERYTHING
a YouTube video called How Gen Z Killed the Yakuza by Louis Zhao
April 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM