Chaddison Mortgomery
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Chaddison Mortgomery
@yoctopokey.bsky.social
yoctopokey 🇺🇦 Principal Architect. Drums in that punk band. "I'm 'allergic' to cats 😭" (that's what you sound like). Mpls, MN
The technooligarchary has won. They're not even trying anymore.
September 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’ll bet you this “I’ll decided in two weeks” thing trump is making a habit of is going to come out to have been an open bidding window for his own personal enrichment.
June 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Words cannot describe how much I’ve come to appreciate UIs like this.

Classic UX: Function-first, clear visual hierarchy, and minimal distractions = simplicity, usability

Contemporary UX: Brand-first, excessive animations, oversized elements = novelty, hostile

BRING BACK CLASSIC UX
March 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The one time I actually needed to copy formatting, PowerPoint fucking choked.
March 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jesus Christ
March 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
#1 👀 ✅ 😮‍💨
February 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You know it’s over when the best news of the day is the pope is gonna croak
February 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My worst take of all time
February 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I like how the alien has 10 fingers, too
February 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
February 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Got an alert of motion on my cat cam and this was the thumbnail
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In preparation for The Tech Oligarchy, Ive moved from the cloud to self-hosting a 32TB NAS server and 16 core Turing Pi k8s cluster. Ive replaced all streaming subscriptions with Plex/Servarr, Google Drive/Photos with Synology Drive/Photos. Working on Matrix setup now to replace WhatsApp.
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey, so I’m actually a pair of kitchen scissors. One thing I respect about the knives is their precision, sexy sleekness, and raw cutting power. There really isn’t much we (the scissors) can do that the knives can’t.
January 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My first block 🥲
January 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My 72 follower virgin account can be the test
December 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Post your queen
December 28, 2024 at 4:28 AM