NickStevens
@yogdaws.bsky.social
Writer. Until I Kill You. Pembrokeshire Murders. Will add more when I’m feeling witty. No DMs please.
If you read @theguardian.com and you’re feeling a bit woe-is-me today (which is me every other day), read this article, stop whinging, and make the most of your day…
Thanks Paul Sagar for sharing your struggles and bringing a national scandal to our attention
Thanks Paul Sagar for sharing your struggles and bringing a national scandal to our attention
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If you read @theguardian.com and you’re feeling a bit woe-is-me today (which is me every other day), read this article, stop whinging, and make the most of your day…
Thanks Paul Sagar for sharing your struggles and bringing a national scandal to our attention
Thanks Paul Sagar for sharing your struggles and bringing a national scandal to our attention
Darkly funny, beautiful writing
mind-bending vision.
Mass extinction’s Dr Strangelove…
mind-bending vision.
Mass extinction’s Dr Strangelove…
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Darkly funny, beautiful writing
mind-bending vision.
Mass extinction’s Dr Strangelove…
mind-bending vision.
Mass extinction’s Dr Strangelove…
Give yourselves a cleanse.
Do yourselves a favour.
Watch some genuinely great TV which only lasts 4 episodes…
Do yourselves a favour.
Watch some genuinely great TV which only lasts 4 episodes…
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Give yourselves a cleanse.
Do yourselves a favour.
Watch some genuinely great TV which only lasts 4 episodes…
Do yourselves a favour.
Watch some genuinely great TV which only lasts 4 episodes…
@netflix.com
Fantastic show in every department…
Fantastic show in every department…
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@netflix.com
Fantastic show in every department…
Fantastic show in every department…
This (see image) was the first X-rated film I saw on my own.
I still remember the thrilled anxiety I felt that at any moment I’d be hauled out of the auditorium.
As for the film: its transgressive B-movie mix of (what felt like) soft core porn and early body horror blew my tiny adolescent mind
I still remember the thrilled anxiety I felt that at any moment I’d be hauled out of the auditorium.
As for the film: its transgressive B-movie mix of (what felt like) soft core porn and early body horror blew my tiny adolescent mind
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This (see image) was the first X-rated film I saw on my own.
I still remember the thrilled anxiety I felt that at any moment I’d be hauled out of the auditorium.
As for the film: its transgressive B-movie mix of (what felt like) soft core porn and early body horror blew my tiny adolescent mind
I still remember the thrilled anxiety I felt that at any moment I’d be hauled out of the auditorium.
As for the film: its transgressive B-movie mix of (what felt like) soft core porn and early body horror blew my tiny adolescent mind
Today’s caption competition
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Today’s caption competition
Huge congratulations to the staggeringly gifted ANNA MAXWELL-MARTIN for winning the International EMMY for her exceptional performance in #ITV mini-series UNTIL I KILL YOU (which I am proud to say I wrote)
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Huge congratulations to the staggeringly gifted ANNA MAXWELL-MARTIN for winning the International EMMY for her exceptional performance in #ITV mini-series UNTIL I KILL YOU (which I am proud to say I wrote)
I take it that’s not Aleister (with an ‘E’) Crowley? Wouldn’t want the ghost of ‘the wickedest man in the world’ sourcing my provisions from the village…
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I take it that’s not Aleister (with an ‘E’) Crowley? Wouldn’t want the ghost of ‘the wickedest man in the world’ sourcing my provisions from the village…
And with a guest appearance in Carpenter’s 🎃
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And with a guest appearance in Carpenter’s 🎃
@kathyburke.bsky.social
Bought my ex your book for her birthday.
Her face lit up
Thinking a few of my friends might be getting a little Burke in their stockings this 🎄
Bought my ex your book for her birthday.
Her face lit up
Thinking a few of my friends might be getting a little Burke in their stockings this 🎄
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
@kathyburke.bsky.social
Bought my ex your book for her birthday.
Her face lit up
Thinking a few of my friends might be getting a little Burke in their stockings this 🎄
Bought my ex your book for her birthday.
Her face lit up
Thinking a few of my friends might be getting a little Burke in their stockings this 🎄
My desert island movie…
Norma Desmond: ‘I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.’
Norma Desmond: ‘I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.’
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My desert island movie…
Norma Desmond: ‘I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.’
Norma Desmond: ‘I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.’
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I first became aware of creepy Lindsay Graham during the Kavanaugh hearings when the latter (another creep) faced allegations of sexually assaulting Christine Blasey Ford.
Graham was strident in his defence of Trump appointee Kavanaugh. The nausea I felt towards him then has never gone away…
Graham was strident in his defence of Trump appointee Kavanaugh. The nausea I felt towards him then has never gone away…
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I first became aware of creepy Lindsay Graham during the Kavanaugh hearings when the latter (another creep) faced allegations of sexually assaulting Christine Blasey Ford.
Graham was strident in his defence of Trump appointee Kavanaugh. The nausea I felt towards him then has never gone away…
Graham was strident in his defence of Trump appointee Kavanaugh. The nausea I felt towards him then has never gone away…
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I know it’s unfair to judge on the basis of a person’s appearance but doesn’t this gentleman have a rather cunty face?
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I know it’s unfair to judge on the basis of a person’s appearance but doesn’t this gentleman have a rather cunty face?
From his stinking maw unfiltered via the fawning far right media into the flapping ears of his moronic, hate-filled (or, being generous, ill-informed) worshippers.
Their Master’s Voice…
#FUCKTRUMP
#FUCKFOXNEWS
#FUCKGOP
Their Master’s Voice…
#FUCKTRUMP
#FUCKFOXNEWS
#FUCKGOP
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
From his stinking maw unfiltered via the fawning far right media into the flapping ears of his moronic, hate-filled (or, being generous, ill-informed) worshippers.
Their Master’s Voice…
#FUCKTRUMP
#FUCKFOXNEWS
#FUCKGOP
Their Master’s Voice…
#FUCKTRUMP
#FUCKFOXNEWS
#FUCKGOP
Just wanted to share this snippet of a Threads exchange initiated by the lovely @georgetakei.bsky.social
on the subject of JD, husband of Usha, hoping his heathen wife ‘sees the light’…
on the subject of JD, husband of Usha, hoping his heathen wife ‘sees the light’…
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just wanted to share this snippet of a Threads exchange initiated by the lovely @georgetakei.bsky.social
on the subject of JD, husband of Usha, hoping his heathen wife ‘sees the light’…
on the subject of JD, husband of Usha, hoping his heathen wife ‘sees the light’…
Three of the lovely guests invited by Prince Andrew to his daughter Beatrice’s 18th birthday party 🥳
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Three of the lovely guests invited by Prince Andrew to his daughter Beatrice’s 18th birthday party 🥳