Brandon Parfait
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Today’s record fair finds. #OwnYourMedia
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Today’s record fair finds. #OwnYourMedia
Happy pride everybody! 🎉🥳🥳🍾
June 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy pride everybody! 🎉🥳🥳🍾
Hope you like cringe puns
May 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hope you like cringe puns
ground.news/article/trum...
At the least cover the hospital bills relevant to birthing a child like damn
At the least cover the hospital bills relevant to birthing a child like damn
Ground News
The Trump administration is reviewing a series of proposals aimed at encouraging marriage and increasing birthrates in the United States, according to individuals involved in recent policy discussions, the New York Times reported on Monday.
ground.news
April 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ground.news/article/trum...
At the least cover the hospital bills relevant to birthing a child like damn
At the least cover the hospital bills relevant to birthing a child like damn
I’ve been on hold to speak with someone at my university for 30 minutes. They don’t even have hold music or anything it’s just silence. 🫠
April 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’ve been on hold to speak with someone at my university for 30 minutes. They don’t even have hold music or anything it’s just silence. 🫠
Who carries $3000 cash on their self like that? Rich people are crazy. Lol
April 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Who carries $3000 cash on their self like that? Rich people are crazy. Lol
MCR PUT THE TRANSITION BACK BETWEEN GHOST OF YOU AND JET SET LIFE
April 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
MCR PUT THE TRANSITION BACK BETWEEN GHOST OF YOU AND JET SET LIFE
It’s fun to make incels cry
April 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It’s fun to make incels cry
Reposted by Brandon Parfait
I’m a simple man, I see stories about Canadians booing the US national anthem and I like that shit
March 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m a simple man, I see stories about Canadians booing the US national anthem and I like that shit
After seeing the Shrek 5 teaser and the final Minecraft trailer, I’m much more excited for Minecraft than shrek 5. Talk about a downgrade
February 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
After seeing the Shrek 5 teaser and the final Minecraft trailer, I’m much more excited for Minecraft than shrek 5. Talk about a downgrade
I can’t think of a good caption. So here’s the state of the Republican Party.
February 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I can’t think of a good caption. So here’s the state of the Republican Party.
Stuck somewhere between
“I won’t stop calling it Twitter to spite Musk”
And
“Calling it X because calling it Twitter at this point is disgraceful to its former glory”
“I won’t stop calling it Twitter to spite Musk”
And
“Calling it X because calling it Twitter at this point is disgraceful to its former glory”
February 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Stuck somewhere between
“I won’t stop calling it Twitter to spite Musk”
And
“Calling it X because calling it Twitter at this point is disgraceful to its former glory”
“I won’t stop calling it Twitter to spite Musk”
And
“Calling it X because calling it Twitter at this point is disgraceful to its former glory”
The real iron of the song Ironic is that none of the things in the song are irony. They’re just unfortunate.
February 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The real iron of the song Ironic is that none of the things in the song are irony. They’re just unfortunate.
My best friend just said that a banjo and ukulele are the same thing. I think he’ll understand the difference when I smack him over the head with them lol
February 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My best friend just said that a banjo and ukulele are the same thing. I think he’ll understand the difference when I smack him over the head with them lol
Isn’t it crazy that people are stupid? It’s really not hard to be informed. Go read a fucking book.
February 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Isn’t it crazy that people are stupid? It’s really not hard to be informed. Go read a fucking book.
Honestly, I’m just ready to watch the entire Super Bowl crowd yell “A minoorrrrrrrrrrr” during halftime
February 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Honestly, I’m just ready to watch the entire Super Bowl crowd yell “A minoorrrrrrrrrrr” during halftime
Remember folks, it’s okay to punch nazis.
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February 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Remember folks, it’s okay to punch nazis.
“The government is run by unelected bureaucrats and that’s why I’m voting for Trump”
Bitch now we got an unelected bureaucrat billionaire destroying our government.
Bitch now we got an unelected bureaucrat billionaire destroying our government.
February 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“The government is run by unelected bureaucrats and that’s why I’m voting for Trump”
Bitch now we got an unelected bureaucrat billionaire destroying our government.
Bitch now we got an unelected bureaucrat billionaire destroying our government.
Plot twist TikTok is a Trojan horse from the Chinese government. But the goal was not to steal information. The goal was to destabilize the country by getting our government to ban it.
February 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Plot twist TikTok is a Trojan horse from the Chinese government. But the goal was not to steal information. The goal was to destabilize the country by getting our government to ban it.
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 2:34 AM