Ai fraaf na g'wei, na eimbie frei,
na fio bielaik ai daakajei,
na kin hod au na kot bie lei,
ba said'da laaka hi' ai stei
na fio laisou raun noda tei;
Ai won jos dai ogeda wei.

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Da haalik hit ai, hoka taat,
da intienis ai kena chaap:
'dim donsta aude skaa mo haad
na hi' au e ma kaano raadin -
haad na won en haad na gwaan,
im haad na su non sefa fraaf.

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IDK if this is too mathy, and may not be the most clever, but I figured I'd share

A method I use:

Left hand is tens place, right is ones. When your palm is facing inward, it's 1(0)-5(0), and when it's facing outward, it's 6(0)-10(0). You count 1-10 on your right hand like this, then transfer the tens over to the left hand.

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This is, of course, not an excuse; it's pretty shitty to reply ‘this is bait’ to everything you don't agree with

I think it partially comes from a cynicism native to social media. Rage bait is so common that any time some people see something they disagree with, especially if it makes them angry, they tend to just call it bait, even if it isn't. In this case, I think fanboys just don't agree with your ranking.