Eurovision: Switzerland - knowing the Eurovision demographic I think this guy will score highly, before even singing

Eurovision: Croatia - what the hell is going on? Is that a song? Am I hallucinating? Am I having a stoke?

Eurovision: Ireland - a skinny young Elvis in a gold jump suit. Great look. Song that could send half a country to sleep

Eurovision: Portugal - this is more like it! Imagine Edith Piaf singing a Spanish flamenco song but from Portugal. Utter bonkers and classic Eurovision

Eurovision: Latvia. A jaunty song. Full of joy and smiles. I’ll be honest, it’s annoying the f**k out of me

And now a guitar solo sounds like chainsawing a metal bar. Not a fan

Eurovision: Serbia up next. This song - if goth was dynamite this guy could blow the world off it’s axis

Eurovision: Malta’s song is about his sweater. It’s an awful sweater

Wondering if I’ll be the only person posting about the Eurovision semi final on here! 😀

Norway’s song. Epic! But then again I have them in the work sweepstake #Eurovision

@jackhorwood.com This you? 😀

My FitBit has such low expectations of me. I literally just got out of bed and walked to the kitchen and it flashed up “Congratulations on smashing your target”

Britain, as a nation, has been more divided in the last 10 years than it has been for centuries. However, there are still things that unite us….

It’s St George’s Day - patron saint of farmers, shepherds, soldiers, cavalry and people with syphilis.

Big shout out if you’re an agricultural worker, in the military, or if things are a bit painful and manky… you know…. down there 😳

*cliched ‘I’m new here’ first post. But of a new start after making the jump from the platform that shall not be named.

Will be using this account to talk about the things that make me happy - books, folklore, mysteries and history - oh, and ghost stories. Who doesn’t love a good ghost story?