Nothing says wow I just got a lot accomplished quite like:

(For context, that’s about where the edge of my desk hits my hand)

Missy: My baby I would die for her she’s so affectionate and sweet and I love her. Would literally kill for this absolute unit. Best girl 1000000/10.

Side note. She consistently looks like she’d rather be anywhere else - while purring up a storm.

Toothless: We both have an agreement that we don’t like each other and that’s okay it doesn’t need to be a big deal. He will occasionally come lay on me and I will sometimes give him rubbins, but I have to get his permission before I do so. I must pass the sniff test.

Nug: I love this rotund specimen but he knows all the right ways to piss me off and is not afraid to use them if I’m not giving him the proper amount of attention. Despises having his picture taken so I have to get him while he’s napping.

My relationship with my cats, a thread.

Foxy: We have a passive awareness of each other but we both have people / cats that we’d rather see. Still, she occasionally will come give me love. Genuinely the most photogenic cat I’ve ever met. Though this may not be a good example of that.

I may be one of the goofiest motherfuckers I’ve ever met. The timestamp is very important to this story.