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shake zula
@yonkers.bsky.social
jasper, he/him 🍀

used 2 be yoink on noplace !!!

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woah hi guys What is Up
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
June 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
aqua teen hunger force
June 16, 2024 at 12:15 AM
pluh
June 13, 2024 at 8:08 AM
okay but why is this summer actuslly so shitty. my 2 only friwnds are ghosting me, i havent gotten any hang out invites from literally anyoen, our car is broken and we have to buy a new one, and i literally am too sad to do almost snything except rot in my bed and watching fucking cartoons
June 13, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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June 13, 2024 at 6:59 AM
bro it's so embarrassing when liek u get 2 notifications from life 360 and it's literally jusr your 2 only friends driving around without you
June 8, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Who needs a social life? I have the voices in my head to keep me company! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 6, 2024 at 11:34 PM
kind of homophobic how all the gays are getting logged out of their accoutns
June 4, 2024 at 4:36 AM
why my friends ignorinf me 🔥
June 4, 2024 at 4:01 AM
it's so embarrassing when ur like humming really loudly when u think no one else is there but then u turn around and someone is there
June 4, 2024 at 3:52 AM
i always start histerically sobbing when i check if anyone liked my instagram dtory and then no one liked it they all just viewed it like why are you being a hater why do you jate me anf want me to die like can you pleade like my story
June 4, 2024 at 3:51 AM
my teeth are sore for some reason
June 3, 2024 at 6:39 AM
i ate a hot dog with no ketchup today and it was so depressing
June 2, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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do NOT flirt w me bc i WILL take it seriously n develop a massive crush on u
June 2, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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Me
June 2, 2024 at 11:31 PM
they're a 10 but they're tone deaf
June 2, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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at the end of the world all that'll be left is cockroaches, cleriths, and the pests that cling desperately to nospace
June 1, 2024 at 11:12 AM
she also hasnr texted me yet. i told jer to text me liek 3 days ago qnd before she even asked if i wanted her to because i wroet my number in her yesrbool. i thought we established thjs. TEXT ME PLESSEEEE I NEED TOU SO BAF EVEN THOUGH U MIGHT BE A LESBIAN.
June 1, 2024 at 11:13 AM
i gave this girl my number and she might be s lesbian. why does my life suck
June 1, 2024 at 11:12 AM
uts 4am maybe i should play a rpimd og trd
June 1, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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June 1, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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sometimes i wondermaybe all thsi bad stuff is happening to me because i stopped believing in god maybe all this is just the signs ive been beggingfor from him for years
June 1, 2024 at 11:01 AM