@yonkey.bsky.social
Languages are weird, y’all. I have a literal degree in Spanish, but if it weren’t for Shakira’s “La Pared,” I’d have no way of remember the gender of a wall.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Languages are weird, y’all. I have a literal degree in Spanish, but if it weren’t for Shakira’s “La Pared,” I’d have no way of remember the gender of a wall.
In a way, nothing says, “Trans women ARE women” like MAGA wanting to legislate their bodies.
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
In a way, nothing says, “Trans women ARE women” like MAGA wanting to legislate their bodies.
Having named it a seahorse, instead of a horsesea, seems like a huge administrative oversight.
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Having named it a seahorse, instead of a horsesea, seems like a huge administrative oversight.
Happy to announce I’ve sold my 35 extra pencils & just put a down payment on a vacation home.
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy to announce I’ve sold my 35 extra pencils & just put a down payment on a vacation home.
It’s 🤯 that a candidate who WON on making American great again is actively trying to starve his citizens, given that the standard of American greatness was once a car in every garage & a chicken in ever pot. Make it make sense.
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It’s 🤯 that a candidate who WON on making American great again is actively trying to starve his citizens, given that the standard of American greatness was once a car in every garage & a chicken in ever pot. Make it make sense.
Cat posts on IG be like, “If cats do x (behavior) it means either:
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Cat posts on IG be like, “If cats do x (behavior) it means either:
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!
• they’re cold
• they’re warm
• they feel comfortable
• they feel threatened
• they love you
• they plan to kill you in your sleep”
JUST ADMIT YOU FONT FUCKIN’ KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!!
Have been I’m Amsterdam less than twelve hours & already got asked by a local if we’re great yet.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Have been I’m Amsterdam less than twelve hours & already got asked by a local if we’re great yet.
Supreme Leader spent $6M to bring the nations generals together to say: “No fats, no fems.”
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Supreme Leader spent $6M to bring the nations generals together to say: “No fats, no fems.”
The number of young, gorgeous Asian & Ukrainian woman who “accidentally” txt me thinking I’m their friend Jenny is mind boggling.
October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The number of young, gorgeous Asian & Ukrainian woman who “accidentally” txt me thinking I’m their friend Jenny is mind boggling.
NGL, the fact that “warranty” & “guarantee” have similar meanings but one ends in “y” & one in “ee” has fucked me up my entire life.
September 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
NGL, the fact that “warranty” & “guarantee” have similar meanings but one ends in “y” & one in “ee” has fucked me up my entire life.
The difference between liberals & fascists? Liberals were masks to save lives & fascists wear them to end lives.
September 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The difference between liberals & fascists? Liberals were masks to save lives & fascists wear them to end lives.
How long do you think, before Supreme Leader pressures Apple to remove international/PRIDE flags from its emoji library & add in a confederate flag?
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How long do you think, before Supreme Leader pressures Apple to remove international/PRIDE flags from its emoji library & add in a confederate flag?
How did “you gotta fight fire with fire” even become an expression? I would be mortified if firefighters show up to my burning home with flamethrowers.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How did “you gotta fight fire with fire” even become an expression? I would be mortified if firefighters show up to my burning home with flamethrowers.
If not mourning Ch4rl1e K1rk appropriately is now a fireable offense…can I also get paid leave to mourn him? 🤔
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If not mourning Ch4rl1e K1rk appropriately is now a fireable offense…can I also get paid leave to mourn him? 🤔
Reposted
I’ma need one of Supreme Leader’s worshippers to LMK exactly when America is “great,” again, bc I’m not sure I’ll spot it on my own.
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’ma need one of Supreme Leader’s worshippers to LMK exactly when America is “great,” again, bc I’m not sure I’ll spot it on my own.
< 5 minutes in &, so far, the least realistic things about KPop Demon Hunters are: 1. No K-Pop group has time for a side hustle & 2. A K-Pop girl group with only 3 members?! C’MON!
September 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
< 5 minutes in &, so far, the least realistic things about KPop Demon Hunters are: 1. No K-Pop group has time for a side hustle & 2. A K-Pop girl group with only 3 members?! C’MON!
With the recent murder of Charlie Kirk, Trump’s worshippers are really going to be in a conundrum as to whether they value the first or second amendment more. Will be interesting to see which they choose.
September 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
With the recent murder of Charlie Kirk, Trump’s worshippers are really going to be in a conundrum as to whether they value the first or second amendment more. Will be interesting to see which they choose.
Cinteotl is the Aztec god of maize, but doesn’t that also make him the god of popcorn?
September 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Cinteotl is the Aztec god of maize, but doesn’t that also make him the god of popcorn?
What ever will millennials do with all the time they’ve saved by only pronouncing half of the word “outfit”?
September 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What ever will millennials do with all the time they’ve saved by only pronouncing half of the word “outfit”?
MAGA’s obsession with eradicating all neutral & positive depictions of LGBTQIA+ ppl is such a tell. Like, “You guys can only portray queers as immoral degenerates, so I can continue to think of them as immoral degenerates.”
September 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
MAGA’s obsession with eradicating all neutral & positive depictions of LGBTQIA+ ppl is such a tell. Like, “You guys can only portray queers as immoral degenerates, so I can continue to think of them as immoral degenerates.”
Pregnant conservatives better not EVER say “I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl…as long as it’s healthy,” again, while actively fighting to deny trans children gender-affirming care.
September 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Pregnant conservatives better not EVER say “I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl…as long as it’s healthy,” again, while actively fighting to deny trans children gender-affirming care.
Just saw a woman pick up a quadruple-shot at the cafe & kinda wanna follow her all day to see what happens.
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just saw a woman pick up a quadruple-shot at the cafe & kinda wanna follow her all day to see what happens.
Megan Thee Stallion or Saweetie should release a Gospel album called Thots & Prayers.
August 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Megan Thee Stallion or Saweetie should release a Gospel album called Thots & Prayers.
Unless Trump’s worshippers’ “thoughts & prayers” have been for MORE school shootings this whole time, they are not working.
August 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Unless Trump’s worshippers’ “thoughts & prayers” have been for MORE school shootings this whole time, they are not working.