Sean
@yoosername.bsky.social
What would I know? I’m just a karate cat. If you see me scratching around, I like good humans, coffee ☕️ metal🤘calling out 💩 & leaving lil nuggets… of wisdom.
As a father (of 2 boys), #Adolescence will sit with me for a while.
A harrowing, emotional, and important watch. Incredible acting. So real. The guilt, loss and pain, especially.
Oof 😣
A harrowing, emotional, and important watch. Incredible acting. So real. The guilt, loss and pain, especially.
Oof 😣
March 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
As a father (of 2 boys), #Adolescence will sit with me for a while.
A harrowing, emotional, and important watch. Incredible acting. So real. The guilt, loss and pain, especially.
Oof 😣
A harrowing, emotional, and important watch. Incredible acting. So real. The guilt, loss and pain, especially.
Oof 😣
CEO linked to allegations of price gauging joins another company notorious for price gauging… hmmm at least he’s on brand-ucci.
How do these fuckwits always land these plum CEO roles?
#banducci
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
How do these fuckwits always land these plum CEO roles?
#banducci
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
Ex-Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci joins Ticketek's parent company
Brad Banducci says he will follow a personal passion for live events and a strong belief in the increasing importance of live experiences in his new role.
www.abc.net.au
March 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
CEO linked to allegations of price gauging joins another company notorious for price gauging… hmmm at least he’s on brand-ucci.
How do these fuckwits always land these plum CEO roles?
#banducci
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
How do these fuckwits always land these plum CEO roles?
#banducci
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
Don’t know if I can say I love the tigers winning, but all the Blues fans melting down as they lost to the probable 2025 wooden spooners in front of 80.000+ at the MCG is very hard to beat 🤣🤣
#aflbluestigers #afl
#aflbluestigers #afl
March 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Don’t know if I can say I love the tigers winning, but all the Blues fans melting down as they lost to the probable 2025 wooden spooners in front of 80.000+ at the MCG is very hard to beat 🤣🤣
#aflbluestigers #afl
#aflbluestigers #afl
My 5yo said I have marshmallow feet and I don’t know what that means but I think it’s offensive?
#kids #parenting
#kids #parenting
March 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My 5yo said I have marshmallow feet and I don’t know what that means but I think it’s offensive?
#kids #parenting
#kids #parenting
Just realised that I lost shoes over the weekend because I put them on top of the car and drove off… 🤷♂️🤦♂️
March 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just realised that I lost shoes over the weekend because I put them on top of the car and drove off… 🤷♂️🤦♂️
My non-metal #music for today is random…
The new album by Rebecca Black, Salvation.
Remember her?
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Everyone’s looking forward to the weekend… fun, fun, fun, fun 🤣
Anyway, she’s still at it. Salvation is good!! Fun, tight pop music, well-produced 👍
The new album by Rebecca Black, Salvation.
Remember her?
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Everyone’s looking forward to the weekend… fun, fun, fun, fun 🤣
Anyway, she’s still at it. Salvation is good!! Fun, tight pop music, well-produced 👍
March 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My non-metal #music for today is random…
The new album by Rebecca Black, Salvation.
Remember her?
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Everyone’s looking forward to the weekend… fun, fun, fun, fun 🤣
Anyway, she’s still at it. Salvation is good!! Fun, tight pop music, well-produced 👍
The new album by Rebecca Black, Salvation.
Remember her?
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Everyone’s looking forward to the weekend… fun, fun, fun, fun 🤣
Anyway, she’s still at it. Salvation is good!! Fun, tight pop music, well-produced 👍
SHOCKED!
Tourism officials from Isla Mujeres, the island Billy McFarland says will host Fyre Festival 2, say they have no knowledge of the event, nor any contact with any person/company about it! 😳
Looks like this really will be #Fyre Festival part 2!! 🤣
Buckle up!
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Tourism officials from Isla Mujeres, the island Billy McFarland says will host Fyre Festival 2, say they have no knowledge of the event, nor any contact with any person/company about it! 😳
Looks like this really will be #Fyre Festival part 2!! 🤣
Buckle up!
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Billy McFarland says Fyre Festival 2 is 'moving forward' in Mexico. Tourism officials say 'this is an event that does not exist.'
The Fyre Festival founder says "Fyre 2 is real" and happening on Isla Mujeres from May 30 to June 2.
www.yahoo.com
March 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
SHOCKED!
Tourism officials from Isla Mujeres, the island Billy McFarland says will host Fyre Festival 2, say they have no knowledge of the event, nor any contact with any person/company about it! 😳
Looks like this really will be #Fyre Festival part 2!! 🤣
Buckle up!
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Tourism officials from Isla Mujeres, the island Billy McFarland says will host Fyre Festival 2, say they have no knowledge of the event, nor any contact with any person/company about it! 😳
Looks like this really will be #Fyre Festival part 2!! 🤣
Buckle up!
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
March 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It’s hard to take a cyclone seriously when it’s called Alfred.
Maybe Cyclone Tyrone?
Cyclone Cassius?
Cyclone Gideon?
Cyclone Axl?
#CycloneAlfred
Maybe Cyclone Tyrone?
Cyclone Cassius?
Cyclone Gideon?
Cyclone Axl?
#CycloneAlfred
March 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s hard to take a cyclone seriously when it’s called Alfred.
Maybe Cyclone Tyrone?
Cyclone Cassius?
Cyclone Gideon?
Cyclone Axl?
#CycloneAlfred
Maybe Cyclone Tyrone?
Cyclone Cassius?
Cyclone Gideon?
Cyclone Axl?
#CycloneAlfred
Trying to work out who spoke for longer, Adrien Brody at the Oscars, or Trump at the State of the Union… 🤔
#StateOfTheUnion #SOTU
#StateOfTheUnion #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Trying to work out who spoke for longer, Adrien Brody at the Oscars, or Trump at the State of the Union… 🤔
#StateOfTheUnion #SOTU
#StateOfTheUnion #SOTU
Andrew Tate is an alpha loser/gutter rat.
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Andrew Tate is an alpha loser/gutter rat.
Hmmm right on cue, the Orange Mussolini is coming after “illegal protests” at places where free speech and broad thinking should be encouraged - school, university and college.
This sounds awfully familiar 🤔
We did Nazi this coming…
#trump
This sounds awfully familiar 🤔
We did Nazi this coming…
#trump
March 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hmmm right on cue, the Orange Mussolini is coming after “illegal protests” at places where free speech and broad thinking should be encouraged - school, university and college.
This sounds awfully familiar 🤔
We did Nazi this coming…
#trump
This sounds awfully familiar 🤔
We did Nazi this coming…
#trump
Is #TinyPantsVance also trending here?
March 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is #TinyPantsVance also trending here?
Hey, are all medical receptionists called Deb, or what?!!
March 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hey, are all medical receptionists called Deb, or what?!!
Absolutely loving that Fremantle is having to constantly respond to rumours of Luke Jackson wanting to return to Victoria.
They’ve spent the summer doing the same with Kozzie etc.
Let a thousand lazy baseless ‘articles’ bloom about Luke coming back 🤣🤣
#afl
They’ve spent the summer doing the same with Kozzie etc.
Let a thousand lazy baseless ‘articles’ bloom about Luke coming back 🤣🤣
#afl
March 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Absolutely loving that Fremantle is having to constantly respond to rumours of Luke Jackson wanting to return to Victoria.
They’ve spent the summer doing the same with Kozzie etc.
Let a thousand lazy baseless ‘articles’ bloom about Luke coming back 🤣🤣
#afl
They’ve spent the summer doing the same with Kozzie etc.
Let a thousand lazy baseless ‘articles’ bloom about Luke coming back 🤣🤣
#afl
Baby trump has just paused US aid to #Ukraine.
Narcissistic. Russian. Puppet.
amp.abc.net.au/article/1050...
Narcissistic. Russian. Puppet.
amp.abc.net.au/article/1050...
a puppet with a trump wig and googly eyes is smiling in front of an american flag
ALT: a puppet with a trump wig and googly eyes is smiling in front of an american flag
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Baby trump has just paused US aid to #Ukraine.
Narcissistic. Russian. Puppet.
amp.abc.net.au/article/1050...
Narcissistic. Russian. Puppet.
amp.abc.net.au/article/1050...
March 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You know the train delays are bad when they say they’re mayyYjjoR
🚉🏃
🚉🏃
March 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You know the train delays are bad when they say they’re mayyYjjoR
🚉🏃
🚉🏃
Lots of Easter eggs at the supermarket right now.
But no eggs eggs 🤷♂️🥚
But no eggs eggs 🤷♂️🥚
March 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Lots of Easter eggs at the supermarket right now.
But no eggs eggs 🤷♂️🥚
But no eggs eggs 🤷♂️🥚
O President, my President!
This is how you deal with dreamers. You tell them there’s a price. If you want to talk big, but can’t pay up, you keep on walking. Simple 🚶
But for me, Kozzie stays and they keep dreaming. #DemonSpirit #afl
@melbournefc ❤️💙
This is how you deal with dreamers. You tell them there’s a price. If you want to talk big, but can’t pay up, you keep on walking. Simple 🚶
But for me, Kozzie stays and they keep dreaming. #DemonSpirit #afl
@melbournefc ❤️💙
February 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
O President, my President!
This is how you deal with dreamers. You tell them there’s a price. If you want to talk big, but can’t pay up, you keep on walking. Simple 🚶
But for me, Kozzie stays and they keep dreaming. #DemonSpirit #afl
@melbournefc ❤️💙
This is how you deal with dreamers. You tell them there’s a price. If you want to talk big, but can’t pay up, you keep on walking. Simple 🚶
But for me, Kozzie stays and they keep dreaming. #DemonSpirit #afl
@melbournefc ❤️💙
#Fyre Festival 2! 🤣
Tix: $2206 to $1.7m 🤑
Billy McFarland hopes it’s “one of the first festivals to sell out with no artists”
Also, as Fyre Festival 1 was cancelled, this should be called Fyre Festival 1, part 2 - the conman returns.
Suckers, you’ve been summoned!
www.smh.com.au/culture/cele...
Tix: $2206 to $1.7m 🤑
Billy McFarland hopes it’s “one of the first festivals to sell out with no artists”
Also, as Fyre Festival 1 was cancelled, this should be called Fyre Festival 1, part 2 - the conman returns.
Suckers, you’ve been summoned!
www.smh.com.au/culture/cele...
‘Crazy not to do it again’: Fraudster returns with Fyre Festival 2
After eight years, a prison sentence and a scathing documentary, Billy McFarland is back with a sequel, with tickets priced up to $1.7 million and no acts yet confirmed.
www.smh.com.au
February 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
#Fyre Festival 2! 🤣
Tix: $2206 to $1.7m 🤑
Billy McFarland hopes it’s “one of the first festivals to sell out with no artists”
Also, as Fyre Festival 1 was cancelled, this should be called Fyre Festival 1, part 2 - the conman returns.
Suckers, you’ve been summoned!
www.smh.com.au/culture/cele...
Tix: $2206 to $1.7m 🤑
Billy McFarland hopes it’s “one of the first festivals to sell out with no artists”
Also, as Fyre Festival 1 was cancelled, this should be called Fyre Festival 1, part 2 - the conman returns.
Suckers, you’ve been summoned!
www.smh.com.au/culture/cele...
Seriously how do we expect to grow the sport and support our little girls, when they’re in the car with their parents, and are subjected to the super funny musings of Marty #Sheargold?
He’d rather hammer a nail through the head of his tiny penis than watch the Matildas.
Funny 🙄
He’d rather hammer a nail through the head of his tiny penis than watch the Matildas.
Funny 🙄
February 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Seriously how do we expect to grow the sport and support our little girls, when they’re in the car with their parents, and are subjected to the super funny musings of Marty #Sheargold?
He’d rather hammer a nail through the head of his tiny penis than watch the Matildas.
Funny 🙄
He’d rather hammer a nail through the head of his tiny penis than watch the Matildas.
Funny 🙄
Triple M and Marty #Sheargold have parted ways after his dumb, offensive, out-of-touch sexist remarks about the Matildas 🤮
Anyway, obvious stuff aside, Wikipedia tells me this guy is:
a) a comedian (HAHAHA); and
b) 53 years old! (grow the fuck up).
www.news.com.au/sport/footba...
Anyway, obvious stuff aside, Wikipedia tells me this guy is:
a) a comedian (HAHAHA); and
b) 53 years old! (grow the fuck up).
www.news.com.au/sport/footba...
www.news.com.au
February 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Triple M and Marty #Sheargold have parted ways after his dumb, offensive, out-of-touch sexist remarks about the Matildas 🤮
Anyway, obvious stuff aside, Wikipedia tells me this guy is:
a) a comedian (HAHAHA); and
b) 53 years old! (grow the fuck up).
www.news.com.au/sport/footba...
Anyway, obvious stuff aside, Wikipedia tells me this guy is:
a) a comedian (HAHAHA); and
b) 53 years old! (grow the fuck up).
www.news.com.au/sport/footba...