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Don't worry everyone, the FLOTUS was vetted by Donnie @whitehouse-47.bsky.social and many other men. Luckily, Donald was ok marrying a sex worker and helping her get her citizenship. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social was able to certify some couches that came from overseas.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Don't worry everyone, the FLOTUS was vetted by Donnie @whitehouse-47.bsky.social and many other men. Luckily, Donald was ok marrying a sex worker and helping her get her citizenship. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social was able to certify some couches that came from overseas.
My xmas wish is that Trump learns to love immigrants (that won't marry him) like he loved to slob on Bubba.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My xmas wish is that Trump learns to love immigrants (that won't marry him) like he loved to slob on Bubba.
So Donald Trump has spent his political career copying the policies of Ronald Reagan (albeit poorly and with less tact). How apropos is it that he too is exhibiting traits of dimentia in his second term?
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So Donald Trump has spent his political career copying the policies of Ronald Reagan (albeit poorly and with less tact). How apropos is it that he too is exhibiting traits of dimentia in his second term?
The border may be cloased but @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social mouth is wide open for Bubba
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The border may be cloased but @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social mouth is wide open for Bubba
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social is mad that @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social started putting plastic covers on the couches.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social is mad that @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social started putting plastic covers on the couches.
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social unfortunately you won't be the first gay president. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social has blazed the trail. #donnielikesbubba
On a side note, I do hope you run and protect us and couches from JD.
On a side note, I do hope you run and protect us and couches from JD.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social unfortunately you won't be the first gay president. @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social has blazed the trail. #donnielikesbubba
On a side note, I do hope you run and protect us and couches from JD.
On a side note, I do hope you run and protect us and couches from JD.
Who would have guessed @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social would have been our first gay president?
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Who would have guessed @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social would have been our first gay president?
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social @jd-vance-1.bsky.social what do I have to do to get pictures of Trump blowing Bubba? Extra credit if there is pictures of JD with a couch.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social @jd-vance-1.bsky.social what do I have to do to get pictures of Trump blowing Bubba? Extra credit if there is pictures of JD with a couch.
TDS now stands for Trump's Dirty Secrets
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
TDS now stands for Trump's Dirty Secrets
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social and @whitehouse-47.bsky.social
JD Vance (or whatever new name he chooses) is a sex worker that went from fucking couches to sucking off Trump.
JD Vance (or whatever new name he chooses) is a sex worker that went from fucking couches to sucking off Trump.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social and @whitehouse-47.bsky.social
JD Vance (or whatever new name he chooses) is a sex worker that went from fucking couches to sucking off Trump.
JD Vance (or whatever new name he chooses) is a sex worker that went from fucking couches to sucking off Trump.
When is someone going to call @cbsnews.com for the editing of Trump's interview as they buried his rants and ramblings? Hey @whitehouse-47.bsky.social didn't your spray tan messiah sue and sic simp #FCC after others for this? #BrendanCarr this was a major issue when it happened to ur orange daddy.
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When is someone going to call @cbsnews.com for the editing of Trump's interview as they buried his rants and ramblings? Hey @whitehouse-47.bsky.social didn't your spray tan messiah sue and sic simp #FCC after others for this? #BrendanCarr this was a major issue when it happened to ur orange daddy.
What is it that the Razi Party always says about tearing down historical things? I can't wait until we tear down this monstrosity or rename the ball room the "orange wing."
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What is it that the Razi Party always says about tearing down historical things? I can't wait until we tear down this monstrosity or rename the ball room the "orange wing."
How is it the Republicans feel they only represent those that voted for them? Are they not in place to represent their entire assigned area? If not, should democrats refuse to pay taxes on the basis of "no taxation without representation?"
October 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
How is it the Republicans feel they only represent those that voted for them? Are they not in place to represent their entire assigned area? If not, should democrats refuse to pay taxes on the basis of "no taxation without representation?"
Where was all the rage when the far-right boogaloo boys were shooting law enforcement officers? Or when Republicans were rallying against the "corrupt" FBI? No need to answer....rhetorical
September 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Where was all the rage when the far-right boogaloo boys were shooting law enforcement officers? Or when Republicans were rallying against the "corrupt" FBI? No need to answer....rhetorical
Has anyone asked @elonmusk if his mom was taking Tylenol?
September 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Has anyone asked @elonmusk if his mom was taking Tylenol?
How do we go from Chipocalypse Now memes to the left is too mean?
September 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
How do we go from Chipocalypse Now memes to the left is too mean?
So its ok to unalive a boat full of citizens from another country and celebrate it but people celebrating charlie kirks situation are evil?
September 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So its ok to unalive a boat full of citizens from another country and celebrate it but people celebrating charlie kirks situation are evil?
Charlie Kirk looks like he was created by the same person who tries to recreate a cake they saw on TV.
September 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Charlie Kirk looks like he was created by the same person who tries to recreate a cake they saw on TV.
Good news: Trump was on the roof of the Whitehouse.
Bad news: he didn't jump
Bad news: he didn't jump
August 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Good news: Trump was on the roof of the Whitehouse.
Bad news: he didn't jump
Bad news: he didn't jump
Trump's new presidential fitness council has a steroid user and a convicted sex offender as members....sounds about right.
August 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Trump's new presidential fitness council has a steroid user and a convicted sex offender as members....sounds about right.
One billion for his fancy new jet and $200,000,000 for his silly new ballroom. Good thing they took away people's jobs, health care for people and food for the poor. What a silly little twatwaffle Trumpkin is.
July 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
One billion for his fancy new jet and $200,000,000 for his silly new ballroom. Good thing they took away people's jobs, health care for people and food for the poor. What a silly little twatwaffle Trumpkin is.
Trumpkins is afraid of the Epstein List because we will learn it is safer to have drag queens reading books to kids, trans people in sports, and trans people in bathrooms than it is to have his friends doing any of those things.
July 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Trumpkins is afraid of the Epstein List because we will learn it is safer to have drag queens reading books to kids, trans people in sports, and trans people in bathrooms than it is to have his friends doing any of those things.
Lord Trumpkin is issuing a new executive order. For too long, men with small phallics have been unfairly judged and ridiculed. Henceforth, America shall now recognize the average penis size as 2.5 inches...erect. MAGA is celebrating their accomplishment of being average.
July 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Lord Trumpkin is issuing a new executive order. For too long, men with small phallics have been unfairly judged and ridiculed. Henceforth, America shall now recognize the average penis size as 2.5 inches...erect. MAGA is celebrating their accomplishment of being average.
I feel like america is about to understand what it's like to be Trumpkin's wife. He promises a big beautiful gift that will please us only to be presented with a tiny limp poor excuse for a gift that satisfies only him for a short period of time.
July 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I feel like america is about to understand what it's like to be Trumpkin's wife. He promises a big beautiful gift that will please us only to be presented with a tiny limp poor excuse for a gift that satisfies only him for a short period of time.
Stephen Miller has never been punched in the face, and it's obvious by the way he talks to people that he thinks he has a force field. A lot of these administration members don't think about what happens to them in 3.5 years when they don't have protection.
July 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Stephen Miller has never been punched in the face, and it's obvious by the way he talks to people that he thinks he has a force field. A lot of these administration members don't think about what happens to them in 3.5 years when they don't have protection.