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Yosemite Daddy
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Relax don’t do it when you want to come.
Anybody looking for a bate bro?!
Pinned
This is your invitation to cum all over me.
Butts of 2025. Some of what they saw on Close Friends on #humpday
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
These photos haven’t been flagged and removed from IG, yet.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Convinced using the “show less of this” feature immediately fills your feed with the content you’re trying to see less of- especially diaper content.

No kink shaming here but I beg you Bluesky, less, preferably no, diaper content.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ding dong. Emphasis on dong!
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The only wishbone I’ll be pulling today.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Who’s hungry? #humpday
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
(But) first, coffee Friday #fcf
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m going to need 4 volunteers.
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Will this ass pic get me to 1K? #humpday
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Internet crushes are great because just like real life crushes I don’t talk to them either 🫠
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Me and who?!
Frotting - 🍆🍆💦😈
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It’s time for Sunday service. Come worship.
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m high & horny, if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A triptych for #fcf
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One doesn’t choose NNN*; NNN chooses you.

Because SAD.

*I have nutted in November but it’s been over a week and, maybe, I’ll be horny again.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The feed full of #fcf is doing all the heavy lifting this Friday 🤤
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
After six months of being paid not to work (thanks, Elon!), I started a new job this week, which means slow, lazy, naked mornings are likely a casualty 😢

Also I’ll once again be tired, grumpy, and all-around unpleasant until I can retire in 20+ years.

#humpday
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ok, one more. I’ve rarely felt hotter.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Happy Halloween! Be safe, y’all.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Got wood? #fcf Halloween edition
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
High & horny while editing my Halloween costume photo shoot.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I say show me your dick a lot for someone, who in fact, wants you to show me your dick.
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That we all come here to share nudes is 🥰

Especially considering as a horny teenager in the late 90s/early 00s how many family computers I wrecked with viruses 🤭
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM