Ryan (they/them)
@yoshimitsu4prez.bsky.social
Small clone hero streamer, comic and gaming nerd, woke moralist antifa
Best dressed in attendance, and I never left the house
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Best dressed in attendance, and I never left the house
Strange fruit, hard bargain
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Strange fruit, hard bargain
Take a picture, for the good times that won’t last
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Take a picture, for the good times that won’t last
Waste away, rot, rinse, repeat
I’m wearing that face, it don’t feel like me
I’m a shell for something else
Like am I some sort of NPC?
Who’s up there pulling the strings on me?
I’m wearing that face, it don’t feel like me
I’m a shell for something else
Like am I some sort of NPC?
Who’s up there pulling the strings on me?
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Waste away, rot, rinse, repeat
I’m wearing that face, it don’t feel like me
I’m a shell for something else
Like am I some sort of NPC?
Who’s up there pulling the strings on me?
I’m wearing that face, it don’t feel like me
I’m a shell for something else
Like am I some sort of NPC?
Who’s up there pulling the strings on me?
I still don’t know how to feel about this being my most-viewed YouTube upload in years
youtube.com/shorts/8hbPY...
youtube.com/shorts/8hbPY...
My favourite GH5 DLC song easily
YouTube video by Yoshimitsu4prez
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November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I still don’t know how to feel about this being my most-viewed YouTube upload in years
youtube.com/shorts/8hbPY...
youtube.com/shorts/8hbPY...
I’m being punished for all my offences
I want to touch you but I’m afraid of the consequences
I want to banish you from whence you came
But you’re part of my now, and I’ve only got myself to blame
You’re really growing on me
You’re really growing on meeeeeeeeeeee
I want to touch you but I’m afraid of the consequences
I want to banish you from whence you came
But you’re part of my now, and I’ve only got myself to blame
You’re really growing on me
You’re really growing on meeeeeeeeeeee
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’m being punished for all my offences
I want to touch you but I’m afraid of the consequences
I want to banish you from whence you came
But you’re part of my now, and I’ve only got myself to blame
You’re really growing on me
You’re really growing on meeeeeeeeeeee
I want to touch you but I’m afraid of the consequences
I want to banish you from whence you came
But you’re part of my now, and I’ve only got myself to blame
You’re really growing on me
You’re really growing on meeeeeeeeeeee
Invent your own friends when the world’s gone cold
It gets dark, and then I feel certain I am going to rise again
If not by faith, then by the sword
Im going to be restored
It gets dark, and then I feel certain I am going to rise again
If not by faith, then by the sword
Im going to be restored
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Invent your own friends when the world’s gone cold
It gets dark, and then I feel certain I am going to rise again
If not by faith, then by the sword
Im going to be restored
It gets dark, and then I feel certain I am going to rise again
If not by faith, then by the sword
Im going to be restored
Twist it like a pigtail, I can make your heart fail, gonna get my hair cut at the end of the summer
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Twist it like a pigtail, I can make your heart fail, gonna get my hair cut at the end of the summer
I put you away, white paper palm tree
Permanent vacay, white paper palm tree
You’re still cool to me, in my memories
Permanent vacay, white paper palm tree
You’re still cool to me, in my memories
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I put you away, white paper palm tree
Permanent vacay, white paper palm tree
You’re still cool to me, in my memories
Permanent vacay, white paper palm tree
You’re still cool to me, in my memories
I hope you know I appreciated you, in every possible way
All of the little things that you did, they got me through the hardest days
And I’ll sing oh, it’s amazing that you’re here
All of the little things that you did, they got me through the hardest days
And I’ll sing oh, it’s amazing that you’re here
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hope you know I appreciated you, in every possible way
All of the little things that you did, they got me through the hardest days
And I’ll sing oh, it’s amazing that you’re here
All of the little things that you did, they got me through the hardest days
And I’ll sing oh, it’s amazing that you’re here
Follow me down to the valley below
You know moonlight is bleeding from out of your soul
You know moonlight is bleeding from out of your soul
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Follow me down to the valley below
You know moonlight is bleeding from out of your soul
You know moonlight is bleeding from out of your soul
We call this one the blues, and we call this one red house
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We call this one the blues, and we call this one red house
Some of our promises are binding up here where our DREAM. TAKE. FORM
UP HERE IN GALESBURG!
UP HERE IN GALESBURG!
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Some of our promises are binding up here where our DREAM. TAKE. FORM
UP HERE IN GALESBURG!
UP HERE IN GALESBURG!
Cosmo the funny parrot, sheeeeeit youtube.com/shorts/GDhBj...
Birds Hilarious Answer When Asked What Her Social Media Name Is 🤣 #funny #talkingparrot #parrot #lol
YouTube video by Cosmo the funny parrot
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October 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Cosmo the funny parrot, sheeeeeit youtube.com/shorts/GDhBj...
I’m not here
This isn’t happening
This isn’t happening
October 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m not here
This isn’t happening
This isn’t happening
He was questionable for Fat Bear Week due to a jaw injury, but my man Chunk pulled it out, I knew this was his year
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
He was questionable for Fat Bear Week due to a jaw injury, but my man Chunk pulled it out, I knew this was his year
Watched two 2.5+ hour movies this weekend, One Battle After Another and Elvis. One was a powerful story about a man with a big reputation, who had a baby when he was young, and grew to heavily abuse drugs. The other one was Elvis
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Watched two 2.5+ hour movies this weekend, One Battle After Another and Elvis. One was a powerful story about a man with a big reputation, who had a baby when he was young, and grew to heavily abuse drugs. The other one was Elvis
Does your god have a big fat dick? ‘Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
Are his balls filled with lightning, do they jangle like heavens keys?
Are his balls filled with lightning, do they jangle like heavens keys?
September 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Does your god have a big fat dick? ‘Cause it feels like he’s fucking me
Are his balls filled with lightning, do they jangle like heavens keys?
Are his balls filled with lightning, do they jangle like heavens keys?
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
September 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
It’s actually insane to me how good The Long Walk movie is, considering everything else the director has made. I love the book, and there’s a few really major changes, but overall they fucking nailed it
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s actually insane to me how good The Long Walk movie is, considering everything else the director has made. I love the book, and there’s a few really major changes, but overall they fucking nailed it
Stole out to the backyard late last night
Pine trees frozen in the silvery moonlight
Rising like giants from the cold earth
What are the years we gave each other ever gonna be worth?
Pine trees frozen in the silvery moonlight
Rising like giants from the cold earth
What are the years we gave each other ever gonna be worth?
September 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Stole out to the backyard late last night
Pine trees frozen in the silvery moonlight
Rising like giants from the cold earth
What are the years we gave each other ever gonna be worth?
Pine trees frozen in the silvery moonlight
Rising like giants from the cold earth
What are the years we gave each other ever gonna be worth?
Mirtazapine, you make me eat, you make me sleep
Mirtazapine, you let me dream, you let me dream
Mirtazapine, you let me dream, you let me dream
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Mirtazapine, you make me eat, you make me sleep
Mirtazapine, you let me dream, you let me dream
Mirtazapine, you let me dream, you let me dream
Oh, she got claws, fuck it she got jaws
September 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh, she got claws, fuck it she got jaws