I've never been so glad to print a retraction in my life x.com/ourobearos/s...

Using food to show where I grew up

Lately I've had a rough time getting right-sized singlets on Amazon. Usually they are way too short even if they fit great in the waist. This one fits great until I sit down and the shoulders get looser than a FF pig 🫣

Is having a profile with like zero information (other than bare minimum stats) some kind of trend? Thanks, I hate it. #swipeleft

I might look like a snack, but more likely I'm just a choking hazard 🙃

A bit annoyed that my N2N singlet arrived with a pretty obvious defect, but fortunately nothing a little thread and needle couldn't fix before time for run club. Nice design, sloppy construction. Can't really beat the fit and comfort for that price though 🙃

First post time I guess 😂 whoever was squatting on my old Tumblr handle finally vacated it, so I've also claimed it (not with this account). Maybe some time this year I'll get back in the social media mood and start using my accounts here.