😋 Mr 🅿️ 🏳️🌈
@youcancallmemrp.bsky.social
I love #science 🪐, #tech 🎮 & #cars 🚘 | Oh, and #animals 🐶 too.
I'm changing Mr. P to Mr. Vecna. 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm changing Mr. P to Mr. Vecna. 🤣
In case you're wandering where Santa is... He's still trying to escape my sex dungeon. 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In case you're wandering where Santa is... He's still trying to escape my sex dungeon. 🤣
I see a pattern there, in the shite I've been sharing. 😅
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I see a pattern there, in the shite I've been sharing. 😅
Best Christmas card award goes to... 🥁 @shinyperson.bsky.social and Gari 😅 The ones from @gregpage.bsky.social and @bluefox42.bsky.social , @jnadin91.bsky.social and Spencer were lovely as well, but this one tikles. 🤣
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Best Christmas card award goes to... 🥁 @shinyperson.bsky.social and Gari 😅 The ones from @gregpage.bsky.social and @bluefox42.bsky.social , @jnadin91.bsky.social and Spencer were lovely as well, but this one tikles. 🤣
About time I start watching this. 😅
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
About time I start watching this. 😅
I beg your pardon. 😳
Me? Never! 😇🤥🤭
Me? Never! 😇🤥🤭
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I beg your pardon. 😳
Me? Never! 😇🤥🤭
Me? Never! 😇🤥🤭
Just dropped a red curry on my cream tiles. It looks like a murder scene in my kitchen. 🥹
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November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just dropped a red curry on my cream tiles. It looks like a murder scene in my kitchen. 🥹
Another candle-lit evening. 🥺😅
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Another candle-lit evening. 🥺😅
I waited 7 whole episodes for this moment. 🥹
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I waited 7 whole episodes for this moment. 🥹
10/10 would get lost in the mist again.
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
10/10 would get lost in the mist again.
Grindr in the 1500s. 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Grindr in the 1500s. 🤣
Look at the lil fluff ball. 🥺
August 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Look at the lil fluff ball. 🥺
Footage of me on my way to work.
August 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Footage of me on my way to work.
Another lovely walk. This time with @gregpage.bsky.social . And while he was busy stuffing his face with cake 🍰, I was clearly preoccupied with thinking of how to jump the fence and get a cuddle with Bambi 🦌🤣
August 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Another lovely walk. This time with @gregpage.bsky.social . And while he was busy stuffing his face with cake 🍰, I was clearly preoccupied with thinking of how to jump the fence and get a cuddle with Bambi 🦌🤣
I've been a good boy 🐶 so treated myself to #JurassicWorldRebirth. 😅
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August 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I've been a good boy 🐶 so treated myself to #JurassicWorldRebirth. 😅
A long overdue but lovely walk with @gregpage.bsky.social , @bluefox42.bsky.social , and @shinyperson.bsky.social . Oh, and the roast dinner at the end. 👌🤤
July 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A long overdue but lovely walk with @gregpage.bsky.social , @bluefox42.bsky.social , and @shinyperson.bsky.social . Oh, and the roast dinner at the end. 👌🤤
After a whole day in my knees, for all the wrong reasons, I've got me a lil wardrobe in the hallway to hide my knickers.
July 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
After a whole day in my knees, for all the wrong reasons, I've got me a lil wardrobe in the hallway to hide my knickers.
With enough lube, everything is possible! 🤣
July 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
With enough lube, everything is possible! 🤣
11 out of 22 flat packs. ✅️ I'll need some extra motivation to do the rest. 😅
July 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
11 out of 22 flat packs. ✅️ I'll need some extra motivation to do the rest. 😅
A lovely walk, and lovely weather for it. ☺️ Cheated on @shinyperson.bsky.social , @gregpage.bsky.social , and @bluefox42.bsky.social by going with someone else, but I'm sure they'll forgive me. 🤭🤭🤭
July 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A lovely walk, and lovely weather for it. ☺️ Cheated on @shinyperson.bsky.social , @gregpage.bsky.social , and @bluefox42.bsky.social by going with someone else, but I'm sure they'll forgive me. 🤭🤭🤭
Yes, yes, precisely what I mean when I say "let's go for a drive" 👇
July 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yes, yes, precisely what I mean when I say "let's go for a drive" 👇
It's 11pm on a Sunday night. Stores are closed. I'm craving Hula Hoops. 🥹
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July 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's 11pm on a Sunday night. Stores are closed. I'm craving Hula Hoops. 🥹
A reminder to take your protein. 🤭
June 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A reminder to take your protein. 🤭