Prof Beans
@youeatsnot.bsky.social
Just a mom in a world of supermoms and social media. Works in higher ed & some other jobs because life 🤷♀️
Posts are my own & mostly snark. Don’t be a jerk.
Posts are my own & mostly snark. Don’t be a jerk.
Amazing. He has nothing else to worry about today?
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Amazing. He has nothing else to worry about today?
Accurate
Buddy, hope left the building, went to lunch, had 4 margaritas and a bloody mary, got into a fight with the server, was tossed through a window, severed an artery, had its leg amputated, spent three nights in ICU, got divorced, defaulted on the mortgage, and is living in a van down by the river
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Accurate
Everybody be cool. Everything is totally normal here.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Everybody be cool. Everything is totally normal here.
just totally normal stuff again
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
just totally normal stuff again