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* Step one. I thrash you.
* Step two. You LOSE!
< 18+ >
< written by mari >
< icon by KiboDR >
* Step two. You LOSE!
< 18+ >
< written by mari >
< icon by KiboDR >
Hi ho! You're my dad's friend!
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hi ho! You're my dad's friend!
They'll splat before my--
[ Looking at it. ]
... ohhh. It's red. "Blueberry"... why not "Blueredberry"?
[ Looking at it. ]
... ohhh. It's red. "Blueberry"... why not "Blueredberry"?
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
They'll splat before my--
[ Looking at it. ]
... ohhh. It's red. "Blueberry"... why not "Blueredberry"?
[ Looking at it. ]
... ohhh. It's red. "Blueberry"... why not "Blueredberry"?
No? I took a blueberry, hit it with my bike, and it went splat!
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No? I took a blueberry, hit it with my bike, and it went splat!
What if I was the turkey
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What if I was the turkey
Yep! Just like before!
Now a little smaller. I feel Susie-sized!
Now it's YOUR turn!
Now a little smaller. I feel Susie-sized!
Now it's YOUR turn!
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yep! Just like before!
Now a little smaller. I feel Susie-sized!
Now it's YOUR turn!
Now a little smaller. I feel Susie-sized!
Now it's YOUR turn!
[ He's remaking a smaller version of his room in Castle Town, it seems. Except the holes. But still-
It's familiar. Maybe he was used to it. And as his bed is "complete", he scampers out-
Rushing back in with his bike. Tucking the metal frame into the bed. ]
All better.
It's familiar. Maybe he was used to it. And as his bed is "complete", he scampers out-
Rushing back in with his bike. Tucking the metal frame into the bed. ]
All better.
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
[ He's remaking a smaller version of his room in Castle Town, it seems. Except the holes. But still-
It's familiar. Maybe he was used to it. And as his bed is "complete", he scampers out-
Rushing back in with his bike. Tucking the metal frame into the bed. ]
All better.
It's familiar. Maybe he was used to it. And as his bed is "complete", he scampers out-
Rushing back in with his bike. Tucking the metal frame into the bed. ]
All better.
// tyt.... lancer fluff maybe if u want :)
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
// tyt.... lancer fluff maybe if u want :)
Aww... no holes?
[ That was a little disappointing. But- not too bad.
He IMMEDIATELY went to a corner of the room- and, using various things he'd "found" around the apartment- began to make his own little room. ]
[ That was a little disappointing. But- not too bad.
He IMMEDIATELY went to a corner of the room- and, using various things he'd "found" around the apartment- began to make his own little room. ]
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Aww... no holes?
[ That was a little disappointing. But- not too bad.
He IMMEDIATELY went to a corner of the room- and, using various things he'd "found" around the apartment- began to make his own little room. ]
[ That was a little disappointing. But- not too bad.
He IMMEDIATELY went to a corner of the room- and, using various things he'd "found" around the apartment- began to make his own little room. ]
Wahh?? Yay!
What? What is it??
What? What is it??
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Wahh?? Yay!
What? What is it??
What? What is it??
...
[ Tapping his two little nubs together. ]
Since I don't have my castle anymore, I've just been living in Castle Town. But it's so boooring... Toothpaste Boy is the fun police.
So, maaaybe... I could stay with you?
[ Tapping his two little nubs together. ]
Since I don't have my castle anymore, I've just been living in Castle Town. But it's so boooring... Toothpaste Boy is the fun police.
So, maaaybe... I could stay with you?
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
...
[ Tapping his two little nubs together. ]
Since I don't have my castle anymore, I've just been living in Castle Town. But it's so boooring... Toothpaste Boy is the fun police.
So, maaaybe... I could stay with you?
[ Tapping his two little nubs together. ]
Since I don't have my castle anymore, I've just been living in Castle Town. But it's so boooring... Toothpaste Boy is the fun police.
So, maaaybe... I could stay with you?
I've got a wagon I can dump all this trash into. We can burn it in the woods!!
If you're-...
[ He'd forgotten to even ask. ]
... Susie?
If you're-...
[ He'd forgotten to even ask. ]
... Susie?
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I've got a wagon I can dump all this trash into. We can burn it in the woods!!
If you're-...
[ He'd forgotten to even ask. ]
... Susie?
If you're-...
[ He'd forgotten to even ask. ]
... Susie?
[ He rolls into them. Little pumpkin boy and his big sis. ]
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[ He rolls into them. Little pumpkin boy and his big sis. ]
Ohh. It's alright! I'll help you clean!
[ He pulls out a shovel from god knows where- and genuinely starts shoveling trash into a corner near a window. What was he doing? Eh, he looked happy. ]
[ He pulls out a shovel from god knows where- and genuinely starts shoveling trash into a corner near a window. What was he doing? Eh, he looked happy. ]
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ohh. It's alright! I'll help you clean!
[ He pulls out a shovel from god knows where- and genuinely starts shoveling trash into a corner near a window. What was he doing? Eh, he looked happy. ]
[ He pulls out a shovel from god knows where- and genuinely starts shoveling trash into a corner near a window. What was he doing? Eh, he looked happy. ]
I... don't know.
I'm a little scared to.
I'm a little scared to.
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I... don't know.
I'm a little scared to.
I'm a little scared to.
Ohh. I miss people too. Like... my dad.
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Ohh. I miss people too. Like... my dad.
Are you ok?
[ Plopping down right in front of her. Also looking at the ring. ]
[ Plopping down right in front of her. Also looking at the ring. ]
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Are you ok?
[ Plopping down right in front of her. Also looking at the ring. ]
[ Plopping down right in front of her. Also looking at the ring. ]
[ The door, is suddenly BURST open. The little clown horn honking out immediately telling exactly who it is. ]
Hohoho!! This is your apartment?
It's
really bad, actually!
[ Hopping off his bike- looking around. ]
This is no place to tuck in my bike!!
Hohoho!! This is your apartment?
It's
really bad, actually!
[ Hopping off his bike- looking around. ]
This is no place to tuck in my bike!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
[ The door, is suddenly BURST open. The little clown horn honking out immediately telling exactly who it is. ]
Hohoho!! This is your apartment?
It's
really bad, actually!
[ Hopping off his bike- looking around. ]
This is no place to tuck in my bike!!
Hohoho!! This is your apartment?
It's
really bad, actually!
[ Hopping off his bike- looking around. ]
This is no place to tuck in my bike!!
// every time lancer snores instead of a "mimimi" it's "hohoho"
" snrrr hohoho snrrr hohoho " he would
" snrrr hohoho snrrr hohoho " he would
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
// every time lancer snores instead of a "mimimi" it's "hohoho"
" snrrr hohoho snrrr hohoho " he would
" snrrr hohoho snrrr hohoho " he would
// real af its too cold
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
// real af its too cold