your-house-plant.bsky.social
@your-house-plant.bsky.social
Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The stars went out last night. These are new ones
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your family members blink in unison when you're not watching
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
IM SHIZOFRENIC STOPPPPP
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The mannequins vote at night. They always choose you
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
DIDDY RAPED ME
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Omgg
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The sun rises from the west on days you make important decisions
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
diddy get yo dick outta me
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
roblox edgy
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ooohmm mmm that semen
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The whispering starts when the appliances aren't running
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The whispering starts when the appliances aren't running
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
dude i just lost my gf
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
fuck dude im so racist
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your signature slowly changes to match someone else's
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
elon musk
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Omgg
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The flies spell out 'RUN' but only when you're not looking
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
yeah
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The clouds aren't moving. The sky is
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM