Sam
@youraveragecryptid.bsky.social
Just your average trans, brown, autistic, gay, nocturnal labratory technician with a cane and imposter syndrome. 👍🏽 (he/they)
Saw some weird gram stains last night. GNB, GPC, and GPBs all in one blood culture
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Saw some weird gram stains last night. GNB, GPC, and GPBs all in one blood culture
Basophilic erythroblast
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Basophilic erythroblast
Just had an amazing brain meld about my call of cthulhu scenario that I am running for Chaosium Con! Science and horror combined. 🧪🔪 I am stoked!
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Just had an amazing brain meld about my call of cthulhu scenario that I am running for Chaosium Con! Science and horror combined. 🧪🔪 I am stoked!
Some cats just want to watch the world burn.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Some cats just want to watch the world burn.
Empathy is lost in this world. It saddens me.
January 31, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Empathy is lost in this world. It saddens me.
Went to an adult book fair with my friends. In the terrifying world we live in, joy is resistance.
January 31, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Went to an adult book fair with my friends. In the terrifying world we live in, joy is resistance.
Who needs that many nuclei?
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Who needs that many nuclei?
Umm... You're not supposed to do that.
January 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Umm... You're not supposed to do that.
Gout looks so pretty under the microscope. ✨️
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Gout looks so pretty under the microscope. ✨️
Drink your water and don't go into renal failure, kids.
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Drink your water and don't go into renal failure, kids.
He needs some milk!
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
He needs some milk!
Honestly, I love my friends, but the number of times we threaten to beat each other up and murder each other might get us into trouble one day.
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Honestly, I love my friends, but the number of times we threaten to beat each other up and murder each other might get us into trouble one day.
My coworker, after hearing me go on a ramble about dystopian novels, looks at me dead in the eyes and sincerely says, "I think you are a nerd." I AM A SCIENTIST THAT IS MORE NERDY THAN OTHER SCIENTISTS. WHERE IS MY FUCKIN MEDAL. 🏅
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My coworker, after hearing me go on a ramble about dystopian novels, looks at me dead in the eyes and sincerely says, "I think you are a nerd." I AM A SCIENTIST THAT IS MORE NERDY THAN OTHER SCIENTISTS. WHERE IS MY FUCKIN MEDAL. 🏅
Two of my friends got me the same tea mug. My friends know me too well.... 😒
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Two of my friends got me the same tea mug. My friends know me too well.... 😒
I'm in my "autism hobbies" era
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm in my "autism hobbies" era
Why have I been in "Fuck it we ball" for a month straight?
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Why have I been in "Fuck it we ball" for a month straight?
Training to failure is easy when you've always been a failure! 😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Training to failure is easy when you've always been a failure! 😂😂
Aww. It was smiling at me!
November 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Aww. It was smiling at me!
These monocytes were hungry!
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
These monocytes were hungry!
Look at all those immature cells! Why don't they just grow up?
April 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Look at all those immature cells! Why don't they just grow up?
Let it snow part 2. The Calcium Phosphate Chronicle.
December 30, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Let it snow part 2. The Calcium Phosphate Chronicle.
Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.
December 23, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.