Your Chubby Boyfriend
@yourchubbybf.bsky.social
Your online boyfriend. Chats open to all who need some love and affection.🔞MDNI. LGBTQIA+ happily welcome. 35 year old big bald guy. I will hug you.
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Reminder: If you're ever feeling lonely, or just want someone to talk to, my chats are open. No strings attached, no selfies or nudes required to be sent, or ever asked for. I'm just here to make sure everyone has someone.
Next month begins the "try a first step into becoming faintly healthier" where I grab a gym membership and just walk for however long a given podcast episode I'm listening to is. Small steps are easier to commit to than big plans. We take it one step at a time.
July 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Next month begins the "try a first step into becoming faintly healthier" where I grab a gym membership and just walk for however long a given podcast episode I'm listening to is. Small steps are easier to commit to than big plans. We take it one step at a time.
Balatro? I hardly know atro.
July 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Balatro? I hardly know atro.
I close tonight. I don't have to be in until 2:00pm. WHY DID I WAKE UP AT 5:30AM ALL BRIGHT EYED AND BUSHY TAILED, HUH?!
July 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I close tonight. I don't have to be in until 2:00pm. WHY DID I WAKE UP AT 5:30AM ALL BRIGHT EYED AND BUSHY TAILED, HUH?!
Had a regular at my store call me ma'am today not paying attention then remembered that I am, in fact, a large bald man. They apologized, I said "Doesn't bother me any, no worries." to which they muttered 'Hah, gay." and I said "Sometimes" and they apparently couldn't comprehend that response.
July 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Had a regular at my store call me ma'am today not paying attention then remembered that I am, in fact, a large bald man. They apologized, I said "Doesn't bother me any, no worries." to which they muttered 'Hah, gay." and I said "Sometimes" and they apparently couldn't comprehend that response.
Never forget the Jouch.
July 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Never forget the Jouch.
Pride month? More like Pride life.
June 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pride month? More like Pride life.
Tried to de-evolve ~518 million years earlier by trying to drink water and breathe at the same time. So that is how my day is going.
May 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Tried to de-evolve ~518 million years earlier by trying to drink water and breathe at the same time. So that is how my day is going.
Spending my afternoon building out the intro to a D&D campaign I want to run. Once I have this set, all I have to do is find a couple of people to run it for. Huzzah.
May 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Spending my afternoon building out the intro to a D&D campaign I want to run. Once I have this set, all I have to do is find a couple of people to run it for. Huzzah.
What a day. Mother has to go in for a surgery that is like 50/50 for her making it out, nails it, zero complications or issues, gets to come home soon. Get home, "hurr durr you paid your car notes wrong the last two months and have 5 days to come up with ~$900 or we come get your vehicle"
May 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What a day. Mother has to go in for a surgery that is like 50/50 for her making it out, nails it, zero complications or issues, gets to come home soon. Get home, "hurr durr you paid your car notes wrong the last two months and have 5 days to come up with ~$900 or we come get your vehicle"
Today is an overcast day with no rain. I require snuggles by a window.
May 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Today is an overcast day with no rain. I require snuggles by a window.
What a stressful couple of weeks. I just want to curl up and go to sleep and not have to think about life.
May 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What a stressful couple of weeks. I just want to curl up and go to sleep and not have to think about life.
What if we just made out for the rest of the night?
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What if we just made out for the rest of the night?
Good morning. Friendly reminder that I love you.
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good morning. Friendly reminder that I love you.
Beer bread verdict: 10/10 needs stew to be dunked in.
April 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Beer bread verdict: 10/10 needs stew to be dunked in.
Making beer bread today. I forgot how good it smells when you're making bread. 11/10
April 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Making beer bread today. I forgot how good it smells when you're making bread. 11/10
tfw you pull a mob, accidentally pull 3, die, respawn, and your party member just... runs them all to the guards instead of letting you pick off the one mob and let them run the other ones.
April 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
tfw you pull a mob, accidentally pull 3, die, respawn, and your party member just... runs them all to the guards instead of letting you pick off the one mob and let them run the other ones.
Hot take: People are cute.
April 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hot take: People are cute.
I smell like wood smoke and leaf litter. On the one hand, delicious. On the other, I am going to actively die from taking deep breaths.
April 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I smell like wood smoke and leaf litter. On the one hand, delicious. On the other, I am going to actively die from taking deep breaths.
About to rewatch EXU: Calamity for the 69420th time. I have no regrets.
April 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
About to rewatch EXU: Calamity for the 69420th time. I have no regrets.
Off until Friday. Nice little three-day weekend for me. Feel free to come pop in my chats. Always happy to keep folks company!
April 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Off until Friday. Nice little three-day weekend for me. Feel free to come pop in my chats. Always happy to keep folks company!
Good evening, darlings. I hope you all had lovely days.
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Good evening, darlings. I hope you all had lovely days.
I need a glass of ice water, snuggles, and smooches.
April 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I need a glass of ice water, snuggles, and smooches.
Do I make a secondary discord account to stay logged in for you all to add and chat with me there, perhaps some games now and then? Hmm.
April 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Do I make a secondary discord account to stay logged in for you all to add and chat with me there, perhaps some games now and then? Hmm.
PRO TIP: If you're going to open a chat with me and lead with a dick pic, at least have a good picture of it. Don't send me some 1830s looking potato quality sausage.
April 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
PRO TIP: If you're going to open a chat with me and lead with a dick pic, at least have a good picture of it. Don't send me some 1830s looking potato quality sausage.
Give me your song suggestions. I need some music to listen to.
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Give me your song suggestions. I need some music to listen to.