YourFatFriend85
@yourfatfriend85.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Does anyone know if Elon recently discovered and welcomed into his life a long-lost idiot twin brother who lives in Springfield, works at a nuclear plant, has 2.5 kids, a beer gut, and doesn't have money for hair plugs? #thehomer #elon
Elon Musk’s Epic Cybertruck Fail
Elon Musk’s polygonal pickup is a polarizing sales flop that's missed the billionaire’s volume goal by a staggering 84%. And there’s no sign that things are improving.
www.forbes.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
April 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There is simply nothing more demoralizing than working 40 hours, putting 350 miles on the car, and spending 30 hours in traffic per week and running out of money in one week because your rent and bills are so high. This is miserable.
March 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There is simply nothing more demoralizing than working 40 hours, putting 350 miles on the car, and spending 30 hours in traffic per week and running out of money in one week because your rent and bills are so high. This is miserable.
Okay I work with a bunch of dudes like alllllll dudes and I just need to say this: men are the bigger gossips than women.
February 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Okay I work with a bunch of dudes like alllllll dudes and I just need to say this: men are the bigger gossips than women.
⚠️ New scam alert. ⚠️ Text saying I owe an overdue EZ Pass toll. I clicked on the link because I commute 65 miles a day and I was like "oh what?" It was for New York state. For $6.86. And it took me directly to a payment screen.
Do not fall for this. It threatens legal action. But it's bullshit.
Do not fall for this. It threatens legal action. But it's bullshit.
February 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
⚠️ New scam alert. ⚠️ Text saying I owe an overdue EZ Pass toll. I clicked on the link because I commute 65 miles a day and I was like "oh what?" It was for New York state. For $6.86. And it took me directly to a payment screen.
Do not fall for this. It threatens legal action. But it's bullshit.
Do not fall for this. It threatens legal action. But it's bullshit.
I hate being in this world. I hate it. I love my family and I love my friends and I love animals and music and birding and sunshine on cold days and Indian food and remembering the Alabama boat brawl but I hate the people in charge and I hate their greed and I hate the laws they pass.
February 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I hate being in this world. I hate it. I love my family and I love my friends and I love animals and music and birding and sunshine on cold days and Indian food and remembering the Alabama boat brawl but I hate the people in charge and I hate their greed and I hate the laws they pass.
You know you're depressed when Elliot Smith becomes your soundtrack.
February 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You know you're depressed when Elliot Smith becomes your soundtrack.
I am depressed and dizzy.
February 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am depressed and dizzy.
Guess which type I am.
Charm type.
Charm type.
February 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Guess which type I am.
Charm type.
Charm type.
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In a move that i can only describe as cruel, Beyoncé has limited her tour to 9 cities, making this morning a true shitheap.
a black and white photo of a woman 's face with a serious look on her face .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman 's face with a serious look on her face .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
In a move that i can only describe as cruel, Beyoncé has limited her tour to 9 cities, making this morning a true shitheap.
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We tried to fucking tell you.
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We tried to fucking tell you.
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Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
February 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here are the options on the table (which are not mutually exclusive):
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
1. House Dems bring articles of impeachment*
2. Senate Dems play constitutional hardball and obstruct everything
3. State AGs litigate (and prosecute) everything they can
4. Citizens march en mass
So hey, if you were wondering if you should try Lume deodorant, just save your money and stick with whatever brand you already have that works. It's like it makes my body odor *worse* somehow. It's terrible.
February 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
So hey, if you were wondering if you should try Lume deodorant, just save your money and stick with whatever brand you already have that works. It's like it makes my body odor *worse* somehow. It's terrible.
There's always some reason to feel not good enough.
January 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
There's always some reason to feel not good enough.
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
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January 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wordle 1,320 2/6*
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Look how cute my calculator is.
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Look how cute my calculator is.
Gooooood morning! Everything is the worst and it's only getting more the worst!
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Gooooood morning! Everything is the worst and it's only getting more the worst!
Well I'll tell you right now don't do a fucking Elon "heart throw" anywhere around me or I'm gonna throw a fist at your jaw.
January 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Well I'll tell you right now don't do a fucking Elon "heart throw" anywhere around me or I'm gonna throw a fist at your jaw.
I wish I had a full-length, lace, black gown and a veil to wear. Feels like a funeral.
January 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I wish I had a full-length, lace, black gown and a veil to wear. Feels like a funeral.