Wow @rifftrax.com ... Birdemic 3. I never thought there could be anything worse than the first one. I was so very wrong. I've never agreed with Rod more.

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Ok ok ok. You guys. This new guy on the henchmen scene is killin it. He's really making the rest of us look bad. There's no way I can make a stupider looking vehicle and charge more money. Epic levels of benching. Well done, sir.

The boss seems really upset... some villain comes back into town and now the boss thinks he can't possibly compete against his evil.

I'm really starting to question the Boss's plans. I mean heJUST KIDDING. I LOVE THE BOSS. THE BOSS IS VERY SMART. I LOVE GOING TO THE THOUGHT TRANSFORMER. IT IS VERY FUN.

Teenagers at the table next to me, chatting ENDLESSLY about what Friends character they are and who's the cutest and on and on and on. Meanwhile, the boss frowns on 86'n civilians.
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