Who's gonna ban crime, Ben?! FUCKING AQUAMAN?

That thing's got its own weather system

I'll quit my job and go into canvassing full time for the candidate who promises to make me a professional Goon Zapper

He blows with the wind, and the prevailing wind no longer happens to be from Vichy

Obviously not much, but putting a highly questionable professional accomplishment on a resume is the most relatable Coach Beav has ever been

I live in Forsyth County GA, famous for having been Racistville, USA, and we had a online learning day today. Strangely, no performative outrage at Governor Kemp or the local school superintendent, the person actually responsible for these decisions

It's Clefairy!

Also...this is a pro-choice story!! If people tried to convince his mother to have an abortion, that implies she could have and chose not to. That's great! No one has ever had a problem with a pregnant woman choosing to have a child!! But she did choose

You can do it hippo

Nix, like Purdy, is Good. They're not great, but they don't need to be (well, Purdy might need to). Just having someone reasonably solid and competent means so much

All season really, at least for me. They don't seem to have a lot of weaknesses

These are just good business decisions. He's a great businessman and that's why the economy is finally the best ever after Biden let in 5 (or 10, or 20) million illegals. TDS much?

I know this grapevine

eh, it's alright

[trades down for Gavin Newsom]