No babe its actually so cool and fun how you spend all your free time at the pub and have virtually no other hobbies, it's definitely super attractive and not a red flag at all

Stacey can't you see
How the bell tolls for thee

Real Men get vasectomies

I genuinely think that Costar prompts are designed to cause problems

In the interest of there being no male equivalent to the term "muscle mommy" I'm just gonna start calling everybody at the gym Beef Supreme

If you catch a grown adult man pissing on the seat it should be legal to put him down like an injured horse

Call me whatever but I think spending over 10K on a car of all things makes you financially irresponsible

If Facebook got rid of the commenting feature we'd collectively be in a better place

Hey man, nobody fucking cares if you think die hard is a Christmas Movie

Why is men's fashion so fucking boring. We all look the same lol this sucks ass

Casablanca is just whitecastle

Put on your Garfield mask and treat me like a Monday

Realizing you're explaining how the world works to someone a decade your senior is so incredibly depressing

Turns out a lot of your problems will go away if you, not even quit, scale back your drinking and go to bed at a decent hour. This observation has apparently caused unrest 😑

Snapchat is THE shadiest form of communication. Like why is your preferred social media platform the one whose main feature is leaving zero paper trail? What are you trying to hide bb 👀

All the motorcycle videos I get shown are sportbikes riding like they're the main character and getting into fights at gas stations, Harley riders having meltdowns whenever someone passes them and then the scrambler bikers just bopping along enjoying the countryside.