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@yourpaljay.biz

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hey its your pal jay. contestant on season 3 of fox's The Floor (real) | i used to blog about michigan olympic sports but now i look at old michigan stuff as a job. | avi @yoyorobot.bsky.social

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · Jan 29

oh right I’m on season 3 of the floor. Like this is not a bit I cannot emphasize this enough I am a contestant on season three of Rob Lowe’s The Floor. Watch it after the Super Bowl and then every Wednesday after that!!! Trust me I’ll remind you

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 5m

i think i sent this seconds after the yankees lost, it had been confirmed before that if they lost we got their timeslot

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 13h

Tigers at 8:08 Friday, Michigan at 7:30 Saturday, Lions at 8:20 Sunday

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 19h

Yay

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 20h

this website is mostly just me yelling into the void because the void i used to yell into doesn't have anyone i know there anymore but once in a while someone really has a normal one on here

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 1d

on the bright side max anderson might be pretty good in a few years

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 2d

Michigan WBB is going all-reserved for the lower bowl and tbh I’m kind of in my feelings about it

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 2d

me on stage in a world where I get yesterday’d but for lady Gaga: abracadabra banana fana fo fabra

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 2d

Zach Bryan spent one night in Ann Arbor and this happened

onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

“everyone is twelve now” theory

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 2d

The world is full of people whose lives I will never know and cannot comprehend. For example the #11 app in the world is called “dramabox” and it appears to be something where you make micropayments to watch scripted tiktoks

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 3d

lions social media admins spending their week in a meditative trance coming up with memes that reference the new album to celebrate beating the chiefs

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 3d

That guy they keep showing is crying because he had to wear a Savannah bananas hat

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 3d

-1000 arsb recites the wrs who were drafted before him at his hall of fame speech

-250 that’s how it starts

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 4d

michigan stadium kind of fixed concessions. Still exorbitant for meh food, but the experience of getting it is 100000 times better. They have achieved this through making way, way more stuff grab-and-go and also through fully separating ordering/receiving food and paying, I’ve been impressed.

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 5d

I knew Wisconsin was butt but I’ve spent my week in a fugue state where I was aware michigan was playing this week but didn’t look into it and the line is SEVENTEEN AND ONE HALF??

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 5d

saw what seemed to be an earnest discussion about how obvious it was that the lyrics being bad was purposeful for reasons that would be made clear on a follow up release

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 7d

and I said what about back to the future
she said I think I remember that film and
As I recall I think neither of us liked it
And I said well that’s one thing we’ve got

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 10d

do you ever write an email so good you return to it

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 11d

respectfully, he strikes me more as a #12 or #87

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 11d

yay tigers love the tigers

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 11d

honestly this is extremely weird and no one knows how to walks yee haw

Interior, michigan stadium, Zach Bryan concert

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 11d

I’ve also given blood, been on the field for a few different reasons. Me and my spouse had an actual conversation about how long it was acceptable to delay our first Covid vax in order to wait for a big house appointment. I wish so bad I had made a lax game when it was the home stadium.

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 12d

Other stuff at the big house, a personal history:

✅ 2011 M v. MSU hockey
❌ 2014 Winter Classic
✅ 2014 Man U/Real Madrid
❌ 2016 Real Madrid/Chelsea
✅ 2018 Man U/Liverpool
❌ 2019 Barca/Napoli
✅ 2025 Zach Bryan

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jay @yourpaljay.biz · 12d

it’s my 14th cake day

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 12d

Zach Bye-an Week

jay @yourpaljay.biz · 15d

ultimately at this point one of my biggest concerns is the tigers *not* blowing it and Scott Harris going into that first presser of the offseason and going “what are you talking about? This is a playoff roster”

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