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roman
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just hanging out on the computer

he/him
hbd to Baxter, the cat
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
shaking my wife awake to ask if she wants to watch the new muppets
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
top games i played this year:

5. marvel cosmic invasion
4. doom the dark ages
3. hades 2
2. astro bot
1. clair obscur expedition 33

honorable mentions: wavetale, dk bananza, ball x pit
December 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
in the final moments of the santa clause (1994), when charlie says he is “going to go into the family business“ what he is actually saying, in no uncertain terms, is that he plans to commit patricide
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
crop dusting the mind palace
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
git gud — condescending, annoying, baby talk

skill issue — hilarious, dignified, elegant
October 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
they should make another P.T. but for animal crossing
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
john carpenter’s the ditto
September 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
yesterday a man in his 70’s who works at a private tutor place said he likes to watch the marvel movies “when they aren’t too woke” lol
July 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
he died doing what he loved—disassociating
July 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
spider crawled across my desk then disappeared below. that’s okay. guess i occupy hostile territory now.
July 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
roger rabbit ass country
July 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
art of war 2: the song of peace
June 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
jax tayler, in 2 seconds:
June 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
SORA: if it bleeds, we can kill it.
DONALD: *excited duck noises*
GOOFY: Gawrsh!
*scene cuts to a wide shot in infrared as the party walks deeper into the jungle*
PREDATOR (mimicking Goofy): Gawrsh…
June 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
no spoilers, but i was not ready for this boss fight in the new doom
May 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
dude how come only the bride gets to dance with her dad, what’s up with that. i want a turn
May 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
you’re telling me that guy’s the new santa, or whatever?
May 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
at the mountains of madness but it’s the first time i heard cliffs of dover while playing guitar hero 2
May 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
bouncing between six different group chats, all doing the same “one of us should run for pope” bit
April 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
sparing a thought for a classic midwest character: local weed dealer with deeply held christian beliefs. today is a big one for them!
April 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
in france they just call it kissing
April 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i love the part in plane when he hits the guy with the plane
April 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hey man, saw you at the vera bradley outlet off i-75
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM