roman
@yourpalroman.bsky.social
just hanging out on the computer
he/him
he/him
hbd to Baxter, the cat
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
hbd to Baxter, the cat
shaking my wife awake to ask if she wants to watch the new muppets
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
shaking my wife awake to ask if she wants to watch the new muppets
top games i played this year:
5. marvel cosmic invasion
4. doom the dark ages
3. hades 2
2. astro bot
1. clair obscur expedition 33
honorable mentions: wavetale, dk bananza, ball x pit
5. marvel cosmic invasion
4. doom the dark ages
3. hades 2
2. astro bot
1. clair obscur expedition 33
honorable mentions: wavetale, dk bananza, ball x pit
December 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
top games i played this year:
5. marvel cosmic invasion
4. doom the dark ages
3. hades 2
2. astro bot
1. clair obscur expedition 33
honorable mentions: wavetale, dk bananza, ball x pit
5. marvel cosmic invasion
4. doom the dark ages
3. hades 2
2. astro bot
1. clair obscur expedition 33
honorable mentions: wavetale, dk bananza, ball x pit
in the final moments of the santa clause (1994), when charlie says he is “going to go into the family business“ what he is actually saying, in no uncertain terms, is that he plans to commit patricide
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
in the final moments of the santa clause (1994), when charlie says he is “going to go into the family business“ what he is actually saying, in no uncertain terms, is that he plans to commit patricide
crop dusting the mind palace
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
crop dusting the mind palace
git gud — condescending, annoying, baby talk
skill issue — hilarious, dignified, elegant
skill issue — hilarious, dignified, elegant
October 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
git gud — condescending, annoying, baby talk
skill issue — hilarious, dignified, elegant
skill issue — hilarious, dignified, elegant
they should make another P.T. but for animal crossing
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
they should make another P.T. but for animal crossing
john carpenter’s the ditto
September 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
john carpenter’s the ditto
yesterday a man in his 70’s who works at a private tutor place said he likes to watch the marvel movies “when they aren’t too woke” lol
July 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
yesterday a man in his 70’s who works at a private tutor place said he likes to watch the marvel movies “when they aren’t too woke” lol
he died doing what he loved—disassociating
July 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
he died doing what he loved—disassociating
spider crawled across my desk then disappeared below. that’s okay. guess i occupy hostile territory now.
July 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
spider crawled across my desk then disappeared below. that’s okay. guess i occupy hostile territory now.
roger rabbit ass country
July 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
roger rabbit ass country
art of war 2: the song of peace
June 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
art of war 2: the song of peace
jax tayler, in 2 seconds:
June 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
jax tayler, in 2 seconds:
SORA: if it bleeds, we can kill it.
DONALD: *excited duck noises*
GOOFY: Gawrsh!
*scene cuts to a wide shot in infrared as the party walks deeper into the jungle*
PREDATOR (mimicking Goofy): Gawrsh…
DONALD: *excited duck noises*
GOOFY: Gawrsh!
*scene cuts to a wide shot in infrared as the party walks deeper into the jungle*
PREDATOR (mimicking Goofy): Gawrsh…
June 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
SORA: if it bleeds, we can kill it.
DONALD: *excited duck noises*
GOOFY: Gawrsh!
*scene cuts to a wide shot in infrared as the party walks deeper into the jungle*
PREDATOR (mimicking Goofy): Gawrsh…
DONALD: *excited duck noises*
GOOFY: Gawrsh!
*scene cuts to a wide shot in infrared as the party walks deeper into the jungle*
PREDATOR (mimicking Goofy): Gawrsh…
no spoilers, but i was not ready for this boss fight in the new doom
May 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
no spoilers, but i was not ready for this boss fight in the new doom
dude how come only the bride gets to dance with her dad, what’s up with that. i want a turn
May 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
dude how come only the bride gets to dance with her dad, what’s up with that. i want a turn
you’re telling me that guy’s the new santa, or whatever?
May 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you’re telling me that guy’s the new santa, or whatever?
at the mountains of madness but it’s the first time i heard cliffs of dover while playing guitar hero 2
May 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
at the mountains of madness but it’s the first time i heard cliffs of dover while playing guitar hero 2
bouncing between six different group chats, all doing the same “one of us should run for pope” bit
April 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
bouncing between six different group chats, all doing the same “one of us should run for pope” bit
sparing a thought for a classic midwest character: local weed dealer with deeply held christian beliefs. today is a big one for them!
April 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
sparing a thought for a classic midwest character: local weed dealer with deeply held christian beliefs. today is a big one for them!
in france they just call it kissing
April 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
in france they just call it kissing
i love the part in plane when he hits the guy with the plane
April 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i love the part in plane when he hits the guy with the plane
hey man, saw you at the vera bradley outlet off i-75
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
hey man, saw you at the vera bradley outlet off i-75