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Updates from your secretary concerning your son, RIP. No AI.
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Your son RIP wants to start a PODCAST, and he wants YOU to edit the podcast, and be on the podcast, and to give him forty dollars.
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Your son RIP wants to start a PODCAST, and he wants YOU to edit the podcast, and be on the podcast, and to give him forty dollars.
Your son RIP is THIS close to DEATH, but ambulances are EXPENSIVE.
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Your son RIP is THIS close to DEATH, but ambulances are EXPENSIVE.
Your son RIP takes COMFORT in the INEVITABILITY of DEATH.
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Your son RIP takes COMFORT in the INEVITABILITY of DEATH.
Your son RIP plays SO MUCH SKYRIM that he employs roles OTHER THAN SNEAK ARCHER.
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Your son RIP plays SO MUCH SKYRIM that he employs roles OTHER THAN SNEAK ARCHER.
Your son RIP cries every night wishing she would come back.
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Your son RIP cries every night wishing she would come back.
Your son RIP knows TOO MUCH which is pretty crazy considering how LITTLE he knows.
December 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Your son RIP knows TOO MUCH which is pretty crazy considering how LITTLE he knows.
Your son RIP was stabbed through the HEART by the SWORD OF HEALING and we're all wondering what will HAPPEN.
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Your son RIP was stabbed through the HEART by the SWORD OF HEALING and we're all wondering what will HAPPEN.
Your son RIP has a MAGIC CAT and I am MAD JEALOUS.
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Your son RIP has a MAGIC CAT and I am MAD JEALOUS.
Your son RIP's gravestone will have an ASTERISK next to the dates, I'll tell you THAT much.
December 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Your son RIP's gravestone will have an ASTERISK next to the dates, I'll tell you THAT much.
Your son RIP proved the REIMANN HYPOTHESIS was BEYOND HIS COMPREHENSION.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Your son RIP proved the REIMANN HYPOTHESIS was BEYOND HIS COMPREHENSION.
Your son RIP is PLURIPOTENT.
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Your son RIP is PLURIPOTENT.
Your son RIP is an ASSASSIN in the employ of the INTERNATIONAL ETHICS COMMITTEE.
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Your son RIP is an ASSASSIN in the employ of the INTERNATIONAL ETHICS COMMITTEE.
Your son RIP doesn't HAVE any eyes.
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Your son RIP doesn't HAVE any eyes.
Your son RIP is on VACATION.
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Your son RIP is on VACATION.
Your son RIP smells FEAR and AWFUL.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Your son RIP smells FEAR and AWFUL.
Your son RIP am who am an idiot.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Your son RIP am who am an idiot.
Your son RIP is an ARCHIVE of IGNORANCE.
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Your son RIP is an ARCHIVE of IGNORANCE.
Your son RIP has the "WEIRDEST ANATOMY" this doctor has "EVER SEEN."
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Your son RIP has the "WEIRDEST ANATOMY" this doctor has "EVER SEEN."
Your son RIP is FEASTING on LIGHTBULBS.
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Your son RIP is FEASTING on LIGHTBULBS.
Your son RIP hath trod upon the fearsome path which is forbidden to mortals and consequently a ZEBRA kicked him.
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Your son RIP hath trod upon the fearsome path which is forbidden to mortals and consequently a ZEBRA kicked him.
Your son RIP is a ONE-TRICK PONY.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Your son RIP is a ONE-TRICK PONY.
Your son RIP got INCEPTIONED, like Riker.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Your son RIP got INCEPTIONED, like Riker.
ICE must be destroyed.
Furthermore, your son RIP must be destroyed.
Furthermore, your son RIP must be destroyed.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ICE must be destroyed.
Furthermore, your son RIP must be destroyed.
Furthermore, your son RIP must be destroyed.
Your son RIP could SMELL the ONIONS and MUSTARD.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Your son RIP could SMELL the ONIONS and MUSTARD.
Your son RIP! Your sweet BOY! Your beautiful CHILD! Your most precious little MAN!
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Your son RIP! Your sweet BOY! Your beautiful CHILD! Your most precious little MAN!