Your Weird Uncle
@yourweirduncle.bsky.social
Born to dilly dally, forced to go to work.
7 but only if I can pet Ajani.
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
7 but only if I can pet Ajani.
Honestly, I'm rooting for the "Thing In The Ice" at this point.
January 26, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Honestly, I'm rooting for the "Thing In The Ice" at this point.
"3 years from now": the insurrectionist is worried about getting Nuremberg'ed after the next election.
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
"3 years from now": the insurrectionist is worried about getting Nuremberg'ed after the next election.
Wow he really is a tiny little guy huh
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Wow he really is a tiny little guy huh
The world would be a better place if we had put them all on their own season of Surreal Life.
January 24, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The world would be a better place if we had put them all on their own season of Surreal Life.
The police are allowed to murder you 🙃
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The police are allowed to murder you 🙃
You could have started by voting NO to confirm Rubio.
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM
You could have started by voting NO to confirm Rubio.
Cool, now get ICE out of MA.
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Cool, now get ICE out of MA.
always has been!
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 AM
always has been!
Companies are starting to see the invoices for this garbage.
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Companies are starting to see the invoices for this garbage.
I'll give you $10,000 to get ICE out of Burlington
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I'll give you $10,000 to get ICE out of Burlington
How many times have they done this?
a man with a beard is looking at the camera with the words we have become behind him
ALT: a man with a beard is looking at the camera with the words we have become behind him
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January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
How many times have they done this?
This game needed a mouse badly.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This game needed a mouse badly.
Oh, so you have been getting my voicemails?
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Oh, so you have been getting my voicemails?
"Pokemon meets Pulp Fiction"
a close up of a cartoon character with a human face on it .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a human face on it .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"Pokemon meets Pulp Fiction"
None of that will matter if ICE kills us first
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
None of that will matter if ICE kills us first
Huh, I wonder if Walt turning down Chantecler had anything to do with Don Bluth making Rock-a-doodle.
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Huh, I wonder if Walt turning down Chantecler had anything to do with Don Bluth making Rock-a-doodle.
Ok Gerald Ford. That joke is old enough for senior benefits.
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Ok Gerald Ford. That joke is old enough for senior benefits.