He/Him. Phillies/Eagles. F.I.T. alum.

Happily married, father of three.
Former GWOT D.A.T. (Clank, Clank)
B.S. Ecology & Aspiring Engineer.
Ball Knower (derogatory).
Fantasy Football Office Champ 2023.
Read Vonnegut.

My opinions don't really matter.