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yuforic.bsky.social
@yuforic.bsky.social
Makin' the Magic,
Sharin' the Love!
For 2026, do Americans still pay our taxes to the US government..
Or do we just Zelle Israel directly??!?
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
If you've had a good year, and can afford a little extra wood...
Christianity dictates you build a longer table, not a taller fence!
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just for fun,
Google the 1956 Republican Party platform...

You're WELCOME!!
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The world needs both scribes and warriors.
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I would've started with Lasers...
Eight O' Clock,
Day One!
~ Evil Genius, Time Bandits
October 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You know, dignity is a poison that comes with age, and I think that it makes it tougher for us to take risks.
~ Stephen King
September 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
When can we start beating swords into plowshares?
Asking for America...
September 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Remember when Layne Staley helped a Nazi get onstage after he made a Nazi salute... just so he could punch him in the face?
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
While I have your attention, is anyone hiring?
~ Stephen Colbert
September 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I might be "laid back"...
But I lean forward REAL quick!
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head.
~ Colonel Angus
August 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reporter: Does anyone even remember why Oasis broke up?
Noel: He threw fruit at me!
July 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
June 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
April 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
March 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
A "buttload"of wine is officially 126 gallons...
March 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If we're coming up with cute nicknames for each generation, shouldn't we have STARTED with Alpha??!?
March 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Next time you think you're a criminal genius, just remember that Ozzy got busted for burglary cuz he cut the fingertips off his gloves!
March 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How's he pulling that??
~ Dave Portnoy
February 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
January 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The more pieces you recognize...
The easier the puzzle is to solve!
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The child is grown.
The dream is gone.
I have become...
comfortably numb
January 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dark Side was the first piece where we really planned it out, you know, from start to finish.
~ Richard Wright
January 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM