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Y. Riddick
@yulriddick.bsky.social
°I was promised pedocrats, instead I'm getting mimed.
°Crucifying the vaccine as they did to Christ.
°Please, don't set too many bear traps.
°Apparently the trillionaires' middleman believes the 99% have too much.
°Is offense the best defense, really?
Tell him we'll give him a stipend and 3 pardons for future use. Final offer. We're not budging. You can take that to the bank...
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Make it two.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Ah!!! Can't be too careful. Mouth guard to protect against jaw fractures too?
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 PM
AP is on AI cruise control.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
What's with the helmet?
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
And sharks, pit bulls eating kids' faces. But still rare...
January 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Here's one more thing I would do: Not walking around with the belief that attacks on humans are rare. Well, maybe it's b/c I'm a city slicker.
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
You're right. A predator is a predator. She should've stood her ground, appeared bigger, and made noise? Do you recommend?
January 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
So, what do you think happened to that woman?
January 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Too bad, FEMA is now defunct. Looks like a life-saving investment.
January 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
What if your back was exposed for a while without knowing it's there?
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Did the "content creator' (please, call me surely) amass a horde of followers as a result of content creating?
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Scrappy New Year non-trillionaires.🎈⌛..
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Trust me. if she's not employed in the next 14 days, by the end of 2026 for sure.
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I see. It won't be long. She'll be employed in no time.
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Did she say that she's going to need 2 jobs to compensate for the one she lost?
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Did your neighbor apply for the same position as before?
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yeah? Where are the 33,000 emails that someone deleted and bleached?
a close up of a person pressing the delete key on a keyboard .
ALT: a close up of a person pressing the delete key on a keyboard .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That cost goes to the consumer? Not if I buy it off the back of the truck.
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Gonna be some good eatin' for the holidays over there. Right off the back of a truck. Who says we have an "afforda-ability" (strange new word) crisis?
December 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I thought we were only retaliating against dirty playing libs?
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
A glass of water.

De nada!
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ask Megan Kelly how to proceed.
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Seems to be the Robitussin of this time.
December 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Looks like we took Maury Povich for granted.
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM