Bob Kelly
@yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social
The Clown Prince of Fantasy Baseball
Guru, The Dynasty Guru, I think
Guru, The Dynasty Guru, I think
Briefly confused Owen Caissie and Owen Ayer
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Briefly confused Owen Caissie and Owen Ayer
I keep opening this box that contains all the Ills of Mankind. The only lesson I've learned is that I think they should market a Fidgetbox.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I keep opening this box that contains all the Ills of Mankind. The only lesson I've learned is that I think they should market a Fidgetbox.
Feels like the Os should trade Forret and Briggs for Ozuna.
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Feels like the Os should trade Forret and Briggs for Ozuna.
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🎵And I don't want to pay the owners
'Cause I don't think that they have the dream
When everything's made to be broken
I just want them to improve the team. 🎵
'Cause I don't think that they have the dream
When everything's made to be broken
I just want them to improve the team. 🎵
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🎵And I don't want to pay the owners
'Cause I don't think that they have the dream
When everything's made to be broken
I just want them to improve the team. 🎵
'Cause I don't think that they have the dream
When everything's made to be broken
I just want them to improve the team. 🎵
I got great advice there for my dynasty team a few years back. Now it's competitive.
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Ranks. Q&A, and much, much more!
What's up, everybody! A new donation link is up for 2026 Dynasty Baseball Rankings!
$15 for full rankings spreadsheet access; $20 for access & to join our Discord for the 2026 season.
Appreciate all of you. You help us keep the lights on.
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$15 for full rankings spreadsheet access; $20 for access & to join our Discord for the 2026 season.
Appreciate all of you. You help us keep the lights on.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I got great advice there for my dynasty team a few years back. Now it's competitive.
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The TDG staff held a Mock Dynasty Draft, here's how it turned out and how we feel about each other's picks. Which sounds creepy, but it's not. wp.me/p8dk7U-aVX
TDG's Early 2026 Mock Dynasty Draft - The Dynasty Guru
A review of The Dynasty Guru latest Mock Dynasty Draft with our most andleast favorite picks.
wp.me
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The TDG staff held a Mock Dynasty Draft, here's how it turned out and how we feel about each other's picks. Which sounds creepy, but it's not. wp.me/p8dk7U-aVX
Prospect hounds always say, "This guy has great stuff. If he can't make it as a starter, he'll make a great closer."
I don't think that happens as often as people think.
I don't think that happens as often as people think.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Prospect hounds always say, "This guy has great stuff. If he can't make it as a starter, he'll make a great closer."
I don't think that happens as often as people think.
I don't think that happens as often as people think.
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What's up, everybody! A new donation link is up for 2026 Dynasty Baseball Rankings!
$15 for full rankings spreadsheet access; $20 for access & to join our Discord for the 2026 season.
Appreciate all of you. You help us keep the lights on.
thedynastyguru.com/2026-ranking...
$15 for full rankings spreadsheet access; $20 for access & to join our Discord for the 2026 season.
Appreciate all of you. You help us keep the lights on.
thedynastyguru.com/2026-ranking...
Download 2021 Dynasty Fantasy Baseball Rankings - The Dynasty Guru
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
What's up, everybody! A new donation link is up for 2026 Dynasty Baseball Rankings!
$15 for full rankings spreadsheet access; $20 for access & to join our Discord for the 2026 season.
Appreciate all of you. You help us keep the lights on.
thedynastyguru.com/2026-ranking...
$15 for full rankings spreadsheet access; $20 for access & to join our Discord for the 2026 season.
Appreciate all of you. You help us keep the lights on.
thedynastyguru.com/2026-ranking...
I didn't know David Sarnoff was endangered!
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I didn't know David Sarnoff was endangered!
It's true. I've been waiting on the opportunity for this joke like a [I can't find any crab that hunts by ambush.]
The problem is that all last names are converging on that name. It's Caceresation.
Ref: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcini...
Ref: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcini...
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's true. I've been waiting on the opportunity for this joke like a [I can't find any crab that hunts by ambush.]
Anyone looking to do a redistribution draft? Let me know.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Anyone looking to do a redistribution draft? Let me know.
Did you know that Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Cody Poncle is the one-man team behind the hit videogame Vampire Survivors?
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Did you know that Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Cody Poncle is the one-man team behind the hit videogame Vampire Survivors?
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I think savvy media industry watchers can all agree on one thing: Buying Warner Brothers always works out.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I think savvy media industry watchers can all agree on one thing: Buying Warner Brothers always works out.
Apparently not? Red Sox know arms better than Pirates, I think.
Is Jesus Travieso the next Kendry Chourio?
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Apparently not? Red Sox know arms better than Pirates, I think.
"A man's nothing more than an electron, a proton, and a neutron standing on top of each other in a long coat."
- Enrico Fermi, 1943
- Enrico Fermi, 1943
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"A man's nothing more than an electron, a proton, and a neutron standing on top of each other in a long coat."
- Enrico Fermi, 1943
- Enrico Fermi, 1943
When does @fangraphs.com wrapped come out this year? I expect to be the number one Elorky viewer.
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When does @fangraphs.com wrapped come out this year? I expect to be the number one Elorky viewer.
🎵 All I see
Is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin' out
Of e-ve-ry seam 🎵
Is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin' out
Of e-ve-ry seam 🎵
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
🎵 All I see
Is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin' out
Of e-ve-ry seam 🎵
Is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin' out
Of e-ve-ry seam 🎵
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Spreading Christmas joy this season.
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Spreading Christmas joy this season.
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Wheeler (shoulder) likely to return in late May
Wheeler (shoulder) likely to return in late May
Phillies president of baseball operations Dave Dombrowski said last month that Zack Wheeler (shoulder) is likely return in late May.
dlvr.it
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wheeler (shoulder) likely to return in late May
I had a dream that Rainiel Rodriguez became Ethan Salas. No destiny owl, though.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I had a dream that Rainiel Rodriguez became Ethan Salas. No destiny owl, though.
Hey, man, don't blame me. It's all the jokoid.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hey, man, don't blame me. It's all the jokoid.
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Anyone looking for some dynasty baseball leagues?
Check out this doc for the run down on a few of mine. I sure would be... thankful! 🦃🙏
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Check out this doc for the run down on a few of mine. I sure would be... thankful! 🦃🙏
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
League Openings
Only Dongs $10 Buy In 18 openings First year of my newest brainchild– redraft gladiator (no bench or in-season roster moves) roto with Home Runs as only roto category. We will draft a standard roster ...
docs.google.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Anyone looking for some dynasty baseball leagues?
Check out this doc for the run down on a few of mine. I sure would be... thankful! 🦃🙏
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Check out this doc for the run down on a few of mine. I sure would be... thankful! 🦃🙏
docs.google.com/document/d/1...