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taylor
@yumangwi.bsky.social
some people's reputations precede them, but mine is sort of lazy and trails weeks or months behind me
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 AM
i feel like lately i've been losing in a solipsism contest to myself, but on the bright side, there's no one else around to see it
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
apparently i have the pinterest app installed on my phone. you learn something new everyday
November 3, 2023 at 7:31 PM
i keep having the urge to refer to myself in the third person. ill omen honestly
August 23, 2023 at 3:23 AM
webring and blogosphere basically describe the same thing but have wildly different associations in my head
August 15, 2023 at 7:32 PM
if anyone actually looks at my last two posts back-to-back just know that Hackers was not on a shelf. it was in a box, under Nobody Passes and Prozac Nation, and on top of the Warcraft III game manual and The Odyssey. yet i recalled where it was instantly
August 10, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Yeah, totes! does everyone remember Nikon’s iconic line, “You had braces then!”
August 10, 2023 at 8:39 PM
i love whenever people get angry at the idea of someone ordering their books in some fashion other than alphabetical because i can't imagine ever organizing books at all. i say let them go wherever they want. maybe wolf hall and darryl want to be friends, did you ever think about that??
August 9, 2023 at 6:24 PM
since Torn was written for Anne Preven’s solo project that never materialized, and because Ednaswap didn't actually release the first recording of the song; i believe there simply is no original version. Torn is all covers
August 6, 2023 at 5:35 PM
did y'all have the "do whatever drugs or weird sex stuff you want behind closed doors. in fact, come to us so we can get you the good stuff! it's Sat, so we're throwing a big party like usual! you could get some weed from larry if you want. but act NORMAL in PUBLIC." parents, or was that just me??
August 5, 2023 at 6:35 PM
growing up, i had one of those dentists that was constantly trying to fill "cavities" in my baby teeth. now, i've had 2 different dentists say the exact words, "i have patients that would *kill* to have your teeth." the conclusion i've drawn is that there's a real existing underground teeth market
August 4, 2023 at 7:51 PM
i would currently describe myself overall as happy and content. it feels worth saying. but i'm not really sure how i got here, nor do i have anything to offer to someone who isn't
August 2, 2023 at 3:11 PM
everyone is all, "sex is about desire, pleasure, passion, life, death, beaut-" NO! you FOOLS!! sex is an excuse to exchange trinkets. bitches love trinkets
August 1, 2023 at 4:51 PM
learning how to become a 14th level pyrrhonian skeptic
July 30, 2023 at 3:36 PM
most happy endings take the appearance of new beginnings, but my years of imbibing narrative has taught me to presume this will lead to more, possibly escalated, conflict in the future
July 29, 2023 at 4:17 PM
i wanna become worse at thinking! please share with me some of the worst ideas you’ve ever had so i can get a feel for how to do it poorly! thanks!!
July 28, 2023 at 4:56 PM
July 22, 2023 at 11:51 PM
i like being in my 30s so far. i'm far less insecure about basically everything, including age. but every time i see someone who's been out for less time than me call themself a "trans elder," or someone calls me an "old school transsexual," another tuft of hair turns white and i develop a tic
July 19, 2023 at 12:18 PM
i’m trying to bring more balance to my life. instead of sleeping for 8 hours and then being awake for 16, i’m just going to make that an even 12 across the board
July 14, 2023 at 10:00 PM
the things you're all ashamed of (mental illness, lack of sex, body issues, kinks) aren't embarrassing at all. super normal actually. the things i'm ashamed of (parasocial relationships causing major life changes) are aberrant and harrowing phenomena
July 12, 2023 at 2:05 AM
attn: i've been recalculating some numbers, and it turns out that this method may actually have the opposite outcome than intended. apologies to anyone this may have affected 🙏
life tip: if you would like to think about another person less often simply let them carve their initials into your skin. this way you'll only be reminded of them whenever you look at yourself or feel the scars with your fingers leading to an overall reduction in time spent thinking of them!
July 11, 2023 at 2:59 PM
life tip: if you would like to think about another person less often simply let them carve their initials into your skin. this way you'll only be reminded of them whenever you look at yourself or feel the scars with your fingers leading to an overall reduction in time spent thinking of them!
July 11, 2023 at 9:41 AM
i think as it stands now, if that ship crashed into the sphere the ship would easily win. we need to reinforce the sphere with an even larger underground support system before that happens
July 10, 2023 at 11:55 PM
i wouldn't hurt a fly. well not physically, but emotionally it might never be the same after meeting me
July 10, 2023 at 12:43 AM
i wouldn't hurt a fly, but i would suck and fuck Jeff Goldblum until our bodies were a horror
July 10, 2023 at 12:42 AM