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Photo of the back cover of ‘So I had my penis surgically removed and launched into space’ which features this synopsis: SURCICALLY SEVERED ... and rocketed away went Frank's dismembered dick as he said sayonara to his sack and balls as well (they got the whole thing off with a laser). For the first time in his life, Frank was unencumbered by the burdens of cock - free to run around as fast as he wanted. "I just don't understand what they're going to discover with your surgically removed penis floating around in zero gravity," said his girlfriend in mourning. This wasn't about discovery, it wasn't even about science - this was about having your penis surgically removed and launched into space, is that so hard to understand? After he told his father the news he watched his dad walk into the ocean and drown. He didn't get it either - and he has a penis! When the spacecraft carrying Frank's cack crashes into an asteroid a new celestial event begins. The world watches as a new planet is formed and Frank is vindicated: having your penis surgically removed and launched into space is a GOOD IDEA. A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK PRINTED IN A.S.S.
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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clirkus.bsky.social
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing Justin McElroy selfie with the words "have a delicious national spaghetti day" a series of tweets by justin mcelroy: "I'm so sorry I can't figure out how to unschedule posts." "Twitter please delete this post." "fuck I'm ruined" "oh god I'm wearing a Hawaiian shirt FUCK"
January 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM