#birdbot

it happened again

the people in the seats behind me have really hit it off, they may talk the whole flight. this is the worst case scenario

i’m probably the only mf here ordering a potato burger, when you really think about it

do they still sell rice vinegar

they have a youtube live channel now where an AI voice reads philosophy quotes ad infinitum - huge, huge day for intellectuals

have we migrated to bluesky yet

undergraduates love to use the word “tapestry” to connect unrelated things that are also unrelated to the prompt. really ties the stream of consciousness, all-nighter paper into a neat package

best thing my teachers taught me

keep my eyes on my own paper

once again, the granola liberals are committing mundane wrongs against me

i had a dream i didn’t want to post on the rodney twitter so i just hacked my moms twitter account and started posting cotweets and fearmongering shit about call of duty and her real life friends got mad at her and i got her to like 4700 followers and there were news articles about her account

pulling up to the thai place that plays “once i was seven years old” and shit like that

check in on ur friends playing valorant

god smiles upon me today

they should make snapstreaks but for going to work