first day on the job....
August 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
first day on the job....
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Every month is pride month for a seven deadly sins maxxer such as myself
July 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Every month is pride month for a seven deadly sins maxxer such as myself
My toxic trait is that i like to bite but i dont like being bit
July 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My toxic trait is that i like to bite but i dont like being bit
They got your arms and legs zip tied in the qrts bro.. they're putting a magic wand under you and overstimming you in the replies bro... they're hypnotizing you into thinking you're a piece of meat and pretending to cut off your limbs in the google doc bro..
June 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
They got your arms and legs zip tied in the qrts bro.. they're putting a magic wand under you and overstimming you in the replies bro... they're hypnotizing you into thinking you're a piece of meat and pretending to cut off your limbs in the google doc bro..
It's all fun and games until she pulls out the cum chalice
June 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's all fun and games until she pulls out the cum chalice
They locked me in the kitchen and won't let me out until I cook for 5 transgenders
June 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They locked me in the kitchen and won't let me out until I cook for 5 transgenders
Hey I know you're trying your best here but we really gotta lock lips i mean lock lips haha i mean lock lips i mean lock legs FUCK i mean lock in
June 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hey I know you're trying your best here but we really gotta lock lips i mean lock lips haha i mean lock lips i mean lock legs FUCK i mean lock in
Woke up with this fuckass cut on my face idk how it got there
June 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Woke up with this fuckass cut on my face idk how it got there
Every time I get one of those fuckass mobile game ads I feel like im being lobotomized
June 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Every time I get one of those fuckass mobile game ads I feel like im being lobotomized
"What should I eat with my fried rice?"
The humble shrimp:
The humble shrimp:
June 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"What should I eat with my fried rice?"
The humble shrimp:
The humble shrimp:
Seattle i am inside you
June 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Seattle i am inside you
Broke: kissing and telling
Woke: kissing and not telling
Bespoke: kissing and forgetting
Woke: kissing and not telling
Bespoke: kissing and forgetting
June 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Broke: kissing and telling
Woke: kissing and not telling
Bespoke: kissing and forgetting
Woke: kissing and not telling
Bespoke: kissing and forgetting
Bakers be like "my plans are measured in cups and tbsp"
June 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bakers be like "my plans are measured in cups and tbsp"
I want to casually hang out with a pretty woman and slowly get more intoxicated until the sexual tension gets so high that we just start making out and ripping each others clothes off and feeling up each others bodies with reckless abandon is that so much to ask for on pride month
June 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I want to casually hang out with a pretty woman and slowly get more intoxicated until the sexual tension gets so high that we just start making out and ripping each others clothes off and feeling up each others bodies with reckless abandon is that so much to ask for on pride month
your 20s are for jerking off at 5am
June 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
your 20s are for jerking off at 5am
me: "did you know cats are liquid?"
the girl who is spooning me, my curves fit freely and perfectly against hers, and I take the shape of her arms around me: "you don't say...."
the girl who is spooning me, my curves fit freely and perfectly against hers, and I take the shape of her arms around me: "you don't say...."
June 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
me: "did you know cats are liquid?"
the girl who is spooning me, my curves fit freely and perfectly against hers, and I take the shape of her arms around me: "you don't say...."
the girl who is spooning me, my curves fit freely and perfectly against hers, and I take the shape of her arms around me: "you don't say...."