Captain McCrap
@yxllop.bsky.social
What good is all this talk of wings when there is nothing left above?
Coulda stopped after the first sentence
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Coulda stopped after the first sentence
Probs best you don’t
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Probs best you don’t
Did you see the story about the Reform-led council in Kent that couldn’t put their Christmas lights up cos of the flags? Beyond parody.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Did you see the story about the Reform-led council in Kent that couldn’t put their Christmas lights up cos of the flags? Beyond parody.
Well yeah, that’s what I mean
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Well yeah, that’s what I mean
England asking Scotland and Ireland why they couldn’t beat the All Blacks:
a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what like it 's hard
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what like it 's hard
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
England asking Scotland and Ireland why they couldn’t beat the All Blacks:
Was one of the options water
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Was one of the options water
Both. It’s a reaction with general consternation
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Both. It’s a reaction with general consternation
Or as I call it who gives a fuck
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Or as I call it who gives a fuck
Which happened when
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Which happened when
No, we’re 6th unfortunately
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
No, we’re 6th unfortunately
Rule no.1 of the internet…
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Rule no.1 of the internet…
You didn’t, because I wasn’t there.
a man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a brick wall and says `` and ... that 's a lie . ''
ALT: a man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a brick wall and says `` and ... that 's a lie . ''
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
You didn’t, because I wasn’t there.
You’ll take it and you’ll enjoy it.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You’ll take it and you’ll enjoy it.