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I’m that person that sings a Joy Division song at a karaoke bar and totally kills the vibe.
October 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m that person that sings a Joy Division song at a karaoke bar and totally kills the vibe.
Good news, everyone! I’ve successfully disabled most of the crummy new features in iOS 26!
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Good news, everyone! I’ve successfully disabled most of the crummy new features in iOS 26!
No, internet advertising algorithm, I do not want to see Maroon 5 in concert this summer.
July 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
No, internet advertising algorithm, I do not want to see Maroon 5 in concert this summer.
Adulthood starts the day you realize that Morrissey is an absolute cunt.
July 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Adulthood starts the day you realize that Morrissey is an absolute cunt.
My local radio station just plugged a gig by a Kid Rock tribute band. The giant asteroid can’t get here fast enough.
June 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My local radio station just plugged a gig by a Kid Rock tribute band. The giant asteroid can’t get here fast enough.
I’m celebrating Brian Wilson by listening to Annette Funicello covers of Beach Boys songs. We all grieve in our own ways.
June 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m celebrating Brian Wilson by listening to Annette Funicello covers of Beach Boys songs. We all grieve in our own ways.
When I finally get around to starting my goth band, I’m closing my set with a really dramatic cover of “Gone Away” by the Offspring.
May 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
When I finally get around to starting my goth band, I’m closing my set with a really dramatic cover of “Gone Away” by the Offspring.
I feel like a gender-swapped Lost Boys remake will totally happen in the next three years.
April 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I feel like a gender-swapped Lost Boys remake will totally happen in the next three years.
I'm starting to think that this Trump guy is really, really, really stupid.
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'm starting to think that this Trump guy is really, really, really stupid.
Address to Congress or a Parade of Horribles... the world may never know.
March 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Address to Congress or a Parade of Horribles... the world may never know.
I just paid $8.99 (plus tax) so that I could play as Mariah Carey in Fortnite. ‘‘Tis the season, I guess.
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I just paid $8.99 (plus tax) so that I could play as Mariah Carey in Fortnite. ‘‘Tis the season, I guess.
This bread maker has been in the lobby of my building for a week. It's gotta be haunted, right?
November 22, 2024 at 6:36 PM
This bread maker has been in the lobby of my building for a week. It's gotta be haunted, right?