yzerplan2028.bsky.social
@yzerplan2028.bsky.social
It sounds like they just wanted a statement from the White House and he called them up
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
He just wants me to do crimes. But he’s always been like that
January 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Maybe that will reset the timeline
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Ok you don’t have to sound that surprised geez
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Someone tag JFresh for me over on the bad app
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Damn
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I promise I will yell if Dylan Larkin isn’t Captain America
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Why’d they have to take that angle 😂😂 He’s the most impactful, let’s focus on that lol
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“There’s no kicking?”

“…There’s a little kicking”
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@helmerroids.bsky.social new option for mood board??
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oh absolutely. I just told one of the stats guys that posts playoff chances that I’m going to have to mute him til March because the line keeps going down. But we couldn’t stay in 1st forever
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You don’t sound convinced 😅
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“I had a man and a woman, and now she’s leading the field…” Who??

I knew he had jello brain but this is so much worse than normal
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What woman is he talking about at the end??
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I may have to mute you at some point before March 😔
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Nearly all of their C-Suite started on the floor - which doesn’t guarantee healthy employee culture, you still have to be intentional about it. But who else is doing that?
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The hair…
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM