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WhyzeRPG
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Hey there, I'm Alex the Whyzer Owl.

Professional Teacher, former Professional Disc Golfer, Amateur DM, Crappy Crafter, and Goblin Enthusiast.

Proud top .005% Limp Bizkit fan on Spotify 3x times.
Pinned
So #promosky I guess?

-TTRPGs
-Miniature Painting (done poorly)
-Terrain Crafting (also done poorly)
-DMing (very mediocrely)
-Worldbuilding (somewhat competently)
-40k
-Pokemon
-Star Wars
-Sports
-Limp Bizkit
-Shitposts (done immaculately)
"I asked ChatGPT"

"I asked Grok"

"I asked Gemini"

Yeah, well I asked Popper. He told me to worry less and have a treato.
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Every single day I relate more and more Vir Cotto.

Boy I can't wait to wave.
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ALT: a man with a wig on his head is waving his hand
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I've started both Joe Flacco and Philip Rivers this season in fantasy.

It's the year of our Lord 2025.
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I can't tell you what my next hollowspire session is going to be. But I *can* tell you I will have lots of options in layout.

#dndiy #terrainbuilding #cardboard #crappycrafting #dungeontiles
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When the *just right* song hits the gym playlist.

Static-X Saturday is on!

youtu.be/NWTFPryJD3E?...

#staticx #gym
Static-X: Bled For Days
YouTube video by Dan Kuney
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fred Durst Friday in a Thursday
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I have a friend who has access to a ton of cardboard from work, like basic stuff to stupidly thick corrugated industrial grade stuff. I got 5 large sheets of double corrugated board. I've used 2.

And I have a truly idiotic amount of dungeon tiles. Incredible content.

#dndiy #cardboard #ttrpg
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
What's vital isn't always humane
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just a little exit conduit for Hollowspire, pretty ok with how this turn out!

#dnd #terraincrafting #cardboard #dndiy
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Yeah, probably.

#backonmybullshit
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Over 25 years of my favorite Pokemon being Starmie...and they made...whatever mega starmie is.

This is an existential crisis of biblical proportions for me.

#pokemon
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@marioprime.bsky.social please call in any and all favors you have garnered in the industry to undo the damage that has been done to my favorite pokemon Starmie. I beg of you.
October 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The more I think about #spacemarine2 the more slightly miffed I am at the disrespect the Rubricae get. Having them be a significantly lower threat than spearman AND cultist snipers is kind of insulting to my dusty bois.

#wh40k
August 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh, the Astros think someone was stealing signs and they got mad?

Stay mad, y'all deserve it.

#mlb #fuckhouston
a baseball player wearing a blue hat and sunglasses is standing on a baseball field .
ALT: a baseball player wearing a blue hat and sunglasses is standing on a baseball field .
media.tenor.com
August 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If not back on my bullshit, then what else would I be?

#terraincrafting #dungeontiles #dnd #pf2e #crappycrafting
July 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Steambreather is inching up my list of songs that I remember the first time I heard it list.
July 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ever relatable 40k memes
July 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
As an after school program director, I've been fortunate that this backassward government has largely ignored me for 4.5 years.

Well, it was a good run, I guess. The vultures were bound to circle me eventually.
July 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Some foam rock formations just need to be sealed...either used for stand alone scatter terrain or can kinda fit together. Not bad for a first attempt at em

#crappycrafting #terrainbuilding #dnd #pathfinder #scatterterrain
June 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
June 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Rooting for the Thracian Primaris analogue

#iykyk #40k
June 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What an assblasting.

#canes #cats #nhl
May 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
3 points in game 7.

Thanks for the first round pick March, loves ya.
It does not matter the uniform, the laffs cannot escape Brad Marchand.
May 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Quarterly reminder "Themata" by Karnivool is one of the greatest songs ever composed.
May 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It does not matter the uniform, the laffs cannot escape Brad Marchand.
May 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM