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various fandom stuff n things || they/them || adult posting adult content 🔞 || Free Palestine 🍉

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Day 420 of me reminding you about them
Keefe Chambers and Kelvin Gemstone from the righteous gemstones. They are both serving cunt.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
It’s day 69 I’m reminding you all of these characters. Look at the chairs Keefe made them both!!! He’s a carpenter!! Like Jesus.
#therighteousgemstones
Keefe chambers and Kelvin gemstone sitting on custom made wooden chairs. They are in love.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
The cornhole dream team
The righteous gemstones still of Jana, uncle baby billy, and Tiffany all holding drinks and playing cornhole at the lake house
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
Their lake house fits are so unhinged and horrible 😂 I couldn’t find a better pic but WHAT is Kelvin wearing on his legs?? It looks like black tights maybe, but why 😭
The gemstone siblings, Judy, Jesse, and Kelvin performing their awful improvised song at the lake house
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
What should I write these two getting into today? #trg #keefechambers #kelvingemstone
A photo of keefe chambers and Kelvin gemstone from the righteous gemstones
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
I need y’all to get as feral as I am over these two. There’s like 200 fics for them and it’s simply NOT ENOUGH!!! (Yes I will also be writing some but I’m slow )
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
Ok, here it is! Enjoy this cheesy canva collage I made for promotional purposes 😂
archiveofourown.org/works/72641991
#stizzy #ofmd #ficrecfriday #stedebonnet #izzyhands
a collage of fall themed photos including: a barn, pumpkins with a coffee, scarecrows on bales of hay surrounded by pumpkins, a sunny photo of a pile of pumpkins, and a photo of Rhys Darby and Con O'Neill from Rhys' instagram stories. The text at top reads "Pumpkin Patch Pleasantries" and "Stizzy Modern AU, 2.6k words, by: them_bonez, explicit"
October 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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A few people have tipped me for my zines, so I made a donation to one of the families in Palestine I've been helping. I no longer know anyone's bsky names since their accounts get deleted all the time, but if anyone would like to join or match my donation here is the link.
gofund.me/a61ae4809
screengrab of a gofundme receipt with the name blurred saying "you're joining 574 donors making an impact. You donated $20 (€17)"
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
I've updated this listing to include a general one as well as a newer Seattle one with some local events info updated.
ways to help palestine zine for anyone ways to help palestine zine seattle specific
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
They look so cute imo
A person holding 5 zines fanned out. They say “global strike for Gaza. Every Thursday. Every week.”
August 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
My new hair! I thought the green was going to be more teal so I may get some actual teal dye to put over some of the green
Mirror selfie showing the front and back of my hair. The front is shorter and yellow while the back is longer and green. There is a cow emoji over my face for secrecy reasons but mainly cuz I don’t like my face rn.
August 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Made this cute little guy for my friends birthday #chupacabra #cryptids
A drawing of a cute chupacabra a…puppycabra if you will. He’s light brown with green spots a darker green tongue and gold spines he has big yellow eyes
August 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Hello, I was able to make a $10 (€8) donation to this family. Can anyone match me and keep hope alive for them? gofund.me/35308ccb
screenshot saying "you're joining 511 donors making an impact. You donated $10 (€8)
August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Jeff’s inn by the sea
A photo of a neon sign in the shape of a T that says “Hotel” across and “Cass” down. Some of the letters are burnt out so it looks like it says “Hot Ass”
June 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
Take the test and post the first four you know.

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Idk what to say about this 😂
The stoner kid from cabin in the woods Pippin took from lord of the rings Gene Belcher from bob’s burgers Dewey from Malcolm in the middle
May 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
James Bond in his car that got both the top and back chopped off during a high speed chase. The movie is a view to a kill
May 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Why is this my type 😭
Imhotep from the 1999 movie “The mummy” He is still partially “corpse” like which is confusingly my favorite form he takes in the movie The ghoul from the fallout show. He’s a sexy corpse and we all know it. Count orlok, newest love of my life , please read me bed time stories in your confusingly sexy wheezy deep voice and haunt me imo as a treat. tysm
April 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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When I read stizzy this is what I’m picturing btw
A handmade Izzy doll standing next to a tiny figurine of a fancy blond lad with a unibrow for some reason. They are in love.
April 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
I knew the anniversary of my first ofmd fic was coming up but I forgot to check in time but close enough, eh?
#ofmdfic #gentlebeard

archiveofourown.org/works/38362693
Pocket Sized Pirates by them_bonez Fandoms:Our Flag Means Death (TV) Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply M/M Complete Work 13 Apr 2022 Tags No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetBlackbeard | Edward Teach Stede BonnetFirst Time Fluff Blow Jobs When Ed looks at Stede my brain makes a fax machine noise every time Fluff and Smut No Beta We die like Badmintons Enthusiastic Consent Making Out POV Stede Bonnet Summary “Why do you look at me like that?" Stede asked, refilling his brandy glass. "Like what?" Ed leaned back on the sofa, not breaking his gaze on Stede. "Like that! like you…" Stede searched for the right word. He wanted to say 'adore,' but that felt presumptuous. Meanwhile, Ed's eyes continued sparkling at him, "like I'm some priceless treasure?" Stede sipped from his brandy, eyes shifting down and away from Ed. "Maybe you are."
April 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
Here are a couple of my precious bbs
A black and white tuxedo cat lying on a black rug with white skeletons An all black cat sleeping
April 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
zabrakshow.bsky.social
another from the messy steddyhands wip
Truth be told, he was just as surprised as anyone that he'd grown so fond of the twat. He'd been overly protective of Ed, and took it out in the wrong ways. But now he was starting to feel that protectiveness over Stede and fucked as it was, he didn't want to blow it like he did with Edward.
April 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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From the Frenchie/Roach regency AU, this is kind of a throwaway paragraph from the upcoming chapter 3 haha
Roach wasn't thrilled about marrying a complete stranger. But he knew the Queen was a tactical mastermind, and really what else was he going to do? Marry for love? In this economy? No, this was for the best, and once the ruse was up he could go back to life at Grifipan or really anywhere he wanted. For now though, he had to get ready for his wedding and packing all of his things to move.
April 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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ok i wasn't sure if i'd be able to find this one but here we are haha
“So can you get us there or not?” Stede demanded, just short of tapping his toe out of impatience. 
April 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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from the messy steddyhands wip
And then Stede was crushing him with a kiss pressing him into the wall of the dressing room. This was not talking and Izzy should be annoyed. It was like this every time though. He couldn't say no to the incompetent twat no matter how much it hurt him. But Izzy was a masochist, right? So this was all part of the game, how would he cope if he wasn't uncomfortable in some way.
April 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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It’s this little guy!!! I’ve been obsessed since I got it 🥺
A rosy maple moth plush
April 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM