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zacbittner.bsky.social
@zacbittner.bsky.social
I grow fancy rocks. Sometimes they go to space.
This is a garbage article by a garbage writer.
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spoken like someone who has never worked in retail.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I typically don’t shop at either store, but Target has always bothered me more than WalMart because of the fake cheery thing. I find it extremely disorienting and could only stand being in a store briefly with a concise list so I could beeline to what I needed and leave.
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So happy to see a majority victory with a historic turnout! No real way to dispute that.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Politely, shut the fuck up.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So glad to read this from someone else. Whenever I don’t soak beans, regardless of the variety, they don’t seem to cook evenly as in some will be crunchy and others will be falling apart from being overcooked.

I even brine lentils so they cook predictably.
September 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Besides, let’s be honest. The shooter was probably some right-wing nut job who was mad about Kirk’s U-turn on the Epstein files. Will you be intellectually honest enough to write an Op-Ed about the Right’s political violence problem then? The Left is less violent because there are fewer gun owners.
September 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Right has been preaching violence against Democrats ever since Obama was elected. I think their phrase was “Second Amendment solution.” Kirk himself preached violence. The Republican Party openly celebrated the attack on the Pelosis. Don’t “both sides” this one. That’s intellectually dishonest.
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We also have sotol. I’m convinced the ones that grow in peoples’ yards in the northeast heights would make the finest spirit.
January 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM