I really hope the frog isn’t being memeified to the extent that it loses all connection to the original point - protesting 🧊.

Getting wine drunk watching the fiancé play tiny bookshop.

Suggestions for a new food pyramid:
At the bottom- goldfish crackers
At the top- hot chocolate

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Stock market crashing and I’m regressing to a playlist featuring 2009 mainstays like Katy Perry, Kesha, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna

Tbh if I had known the mayor was pro diamond project I wouldn’t have ranked him second.

I don’t want to participate days are so nefarious and sneaky. I’m all over the place.

Love getting passive aggressive phone calls on my birthday from people who were clearly calling to wish me a happy birthday but then decide to leave a message saying “you know you can call me, right? Bye!”

Starting my morning crying over tiktoks that have Mario Kart scenes playing over true Y2K country. Yes, I did need The Chicks’ version of Landslide set in the Maple Treeway course.