Zach Hauri
@zachhauri.com
Hockey nerd. Computer geek. Gamer (tag: zjplayer). Cat video aficionado. Work: Field Sales for the Scotts/MiracleGro company. Tweets are my own.
That's Vikings Football.
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
That's Vikings Football.
Clyde was the BEST BOY and I held him and told him that every day. And I cried it to him during his final moment. I'm so fucking sad.. I don't know what to do. I am in shambles
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Clyde was the BEST BOY and I held him and told him that every day. And I cried it to him during his final moment. I'm so fucking sad.. I don't know what to do. I am in shambles
Boo-urns!
YouTube video by RustyShackleford
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This president doesn't care about anyone or anything but himself.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This president doesn't care about anyone or anything but himself.
Reposted by Zach Hauri
Marcus Johansson is granted the OT winner on the ice after the net was kicked off, I don't know how this stands
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Marcus Johansson is granted the OT winner on the ice after the net was kicked off, I don't know how this stands
I made a negative comment on a Fox News YouTube video.
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Am I going to get assassinated overnight?
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Am I going to get assassinated overnight?
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I made a negative comment on a Fox News YouTube video.
...
Am I going to get assassinated overnight?
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Am I going to get assassinated overnight?
What a game. Was exciting till the end. Coming from someone who rarely watches baseball (my hometown team is the Twins and I can't watch that trash). GG Dodgers!
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
What a game. Was exciting till the end. Coming from someone who rarely watches baseball (my hometown team is the Twins and I can't watch that trash). GG Dodgers!
That was the wildest ninth inning I have EVER seen.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That was the wildest ninth inning I have EVER seen.
I try to not post political on here cause sure people are sick of American political climate, but chaotic good in me wants Biden to get the Peace Prize for his effort and work towards starting the peace talks with Palestine/Israel (to which he does deserve credit). Current prez doesn't deserve shit.
October 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I try to not post political on here cause sure people are sick of American political climate, but chaotic good in me wants Biden to get the Peace Prize for his effort and work towards starting the peace talks with Palestine/Israel (to which he does deserve credit). Current prez doesn't deserve shit.
Got credits in FF7 Rebirth tonight after playing off and on for like 3 months lol...
SO. I have two choices on which to play next, both PS5 disc's sitting on my desk right now...
Metaphor ReFantazio
Or
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
And kinda leaning towards Metaphor ReFantazio..
SO. I have two choices on which to play next, both PS5 disc's sitting on my desk right now...
Metaphor ReFantazio
Or
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
And kinda leaning towards Metaphor ReFantazio..
July 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Got credits in FF7 Rebirth tonight after playing off and on for like 3 months lol...
SO. I have two choices on which to play next, both PS5 disc's sitting on my desk right now...
Metaphor ReFantazio
Or
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
And kinda leaning towards Metaphor ReFantazio..
SO. I have two choices on which to play next, both PS5 disc's sitting on my desk right now...
Metaphor ReFantazio
Or
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
And kinda leaning towards Metaphor ReFantazio..
Me during a random twitch conversation about degenerate eating habits
June 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Me during a random twitch conversation about degenerate eating habits
Reposted by Zach Hauri
I asked ChatGPT to verify whether or not I was using latitude and longitude correctly or switching the two terms around incorrectly.
It asked if I wanted a generated image to visualize the response and I said yes.
Now I'm even more confused.
It asked if I wanted a generated image to visualize the response and I said yes.
Now I'm even more confused.
May 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I asked ChatGPT to verify whether or not I was using latitude and longitude correctly or switching the two terms around incorrectly.
It asked if I wanted a generated image to visualize the response and I said yes.
Now I'm even more confused.
It asked if I wanted a generated image to visualize the response and I said yes.
Now I'm even more confused.
Dude chill. The catholic church is trying to distance itself with sex offenders.
May 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Dude chill. The catholic church is trying to distance itself with sex offenders.
As a former Wikimedia editor, I'm gonna have to slap a [citation needed] on this statement
"Are you ready for this, media?" -- Bondi turns to the press and credits Trump for saving "258 million lives"
May 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
As a former Wikimedia editor, I'm gonna have to slap a [citation needed] on this statement
Thank you Aero Joe loved all your play calls through the season, from the good times and the bad times, you are great and as a huge Bob Kurtz fan, you are doing stellar and keep it up.
May 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Thank you Aero Joe loved all your play calls through the season, from the good times and the bad times, you are great and as a huge Bob Kurtz fan, you are doing stellar and keep it up.
Oh yeah those ESPN announcers are already acting like (ignore the goal that just happened) that Flowers is done after tonight. Like.. fuck you guys.
May 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh yeah those ESPN announcers are already acting like (ignore the goal that just happened) that Flowers is done after tonight. Like.. fuck you guys.
#bucciovertimechallenge Boldy. Not Vegas.
April 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
#bucciovertimechallenge Boldy. Not Vegas.